What is the closest thing you have to a super power in real life.

[Sewblon]

Mine is being invisible to waiters. I also have super hearing, I know exactly when my parents are about to enter my room 2 minutes before they enter, I deliver insightful metaphors and caustic remarks with perfect timing, have the power of super procrastination and I am invisible to girls, I can stare at a girls chest or buttocks for 5 minutes and even follow them around and I have never been caught in my life.

 

[FalloutJack]

Luck, Influence, and the Curse of Massacre.

 

[white_salad]

I can become invisible at parties, and can blend in with the wall at parties as well.

 

[WilliamWhite1]

Unfortunately, the closest thing I have to a super power is the pleasure of a reduced smell threshold. Unfortunate due to how sensitive that smell is. Everything can be tasted, now...and ugh.

 

[Raven's Nest]

I have a friend who can locate and direct us to a group of hot females upon entering a bar. doesn't even matter if they're upstairs or whatever. He just sniffs them out and he never fails!

we just call him wolverine amongst other things...

 

[vivadelkitty]

Acute hearing, invisibility to the opposite sex, and ultra-vision. My vision is so amazing that I must wear perscription bifocals to dumb down the world to levels I can see.

 

[sonicmaster1989]

I have the super ability of predicting reactions and thoughts. My friend has the super ability of being a dick regardless of the situation.

 

[Locque]

Having really clever and witty thoughts that I can never articulate.

 

[Jaythulhu]

I can turn a psycho woman violent.

 

[hebdomad]

Been able to appear out of nowhere, and vanish just as easy... It's a terrible habit really, people think I'm sneaking around or something, I just walk quickly and quietly that's all.

 

[RavingPenguin]

being immune to injectible pain killers. Stitches and dental drillings are a *****.

 

[GRoXERs]

Stabbing people with my shoulder blades. I wish I were joking.

I can poke my shoulder blades ~4" out from my back and poke people with them (if for some reason someone is standing less than 4 inches behind me, anyway).

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

My parkour and Wing Chun.

 

[mangus]

effking amazing-bordering-on-miraculous luck. that is all.

 

[blackcherry]

The ability to talk and act in a way that will make people instantly forget who I am as soon as I stop talking to them. Now if only I could get it running constantly, I could drop some of the more annoying hangers on...

I suppose the ability never to forget a face. Twinned with my above ability and my inability to remember names, this usually ends in me talking to someone I haven't seen in a while, whilst trying to avoid bringing up their name, all whilst they try to figure out who the hell I am.

 

[MaxFan]

Acute hearing, invisibility to the opposite sex.

Having really clever and witty thoughts that I can never articulate.

I did walk up to an automatic sensor door at the grocery store the other day and almost banged my nose against the glass before it recognized my movement, my ninja skills kicking in without even trying? And I go through that door pretty regularly, it usually spots one a good distance off, it wasn't just a case of bad sensors.

 

[Shadowtek]

I could talk a blind man into reading glasses (im extremely persuasive when I want to be.)

also
I could go without being noticed for in determinate lengths of time. kinda like invisibility, except i may be seen, but never taken notice of.

Lets not forget,
exceptional night vision, in the darkest part of night my eyes can see bodies. Not details persay, but I can pick a person out of a hiding spot in a pitch black room with no help.