What is the most useless peace of advice you have given someone
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All the advice I ever give to my mother and sister. It's useless because regardless of whether it works or not they will instantly forget it.
there's no point in making marajana illegal, when alcohol isn't.
its useless because it doesn't change the fact that i will take neither, and everybody else i know will take both.
also, politicians and cops aren't ever gonna listen to you either, so don't even bother trying.
if you do, regaurdless of past drug use you've earnt yourself the title of pothead.
Edit: Once tried to advise people on inner piece!
See, i get it too.
its useless because it doesn't change the fact that i will take neither, and everybody else i know will take both.
also, politicians and cops aren't ever gonna listen to you either, so don't even bother trying.
if you do, regaurdless of past drug use you've earnt yourself the title of pothead.
Edit: Once tried to advise people on inner piece!
See, i get it too.
I have lost what little faith I had in the human race. Sorry, Gurren Lagan, but we humans suck.Revolutionary said:
On topic...
You use your BARE FUCKING HANDS.
Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they are digging bart out of the well and Chief Wiggum says "No dig UP stupid"
I say that a lot when people ask for advice to a problem that has an obvious solution.
I say that a lot when people ask for advice to a problem that has an obvious solution.
it's usually the oppisite, though i suppose the opposite is Nothing is going to be not-okay, which is a double negative, and therefore might as well be Everything is going to be okay.Rarhnor said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PARADOXIALLY CONFUSING!! Aperture science is needed.
Never date a magician.
The number of non-marketable skills someone has increases in direct proportion to the probability that they are an only child.
The number of non-marketable skills someone has increases in direct proportion to the probability that they are an only child.
I'm unsure about this one. I normally give sound advice, but there was one time I advised a person to use a bag of water with shiny pennies in it to ward off flies. I had heard that this worked for many people, and there is some science behind it. Though it seems there is a divide as to how well this actually works. So for me, because this information wasn't completed supported by evidence, is pretty near useless.
I once advised a girl many times over a few months on how to get my friend to like her. She was slightly above average looks wise but still slightly out of his league. Turns out he's shallower than I thought lol, wanted nothing to do with it. That was 2 years ago. Shes hooked up with his best mate who is a lot better looking. First guy may or may not be gay and may still be a virgin..