"Ah, damnit..."
"You're an idiot, you know that?"
"Eh, what the hell." [Then I do something unusual for me. Kind of a verbal cue in a way.]
"It got done, didn't it?"
"I hate you guys, so very much." [sarcastically towards family after a bad joke at my expense]
"Dude! Not cool!"
"Dick move, man. Dick move."