what is your favourite quote from the escapist so far?

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Doom moose

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from zero punctuation: "pants on head retarded" to unskipable "and yet the armadillo" the escapist has produced some memorable quotes so what's your favourite from article video or even from the forums id like to hear it so what is your favourite quote from the escapist so far?
 

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I like the bit on gamedogs where the credits roll and it's all over. Ok I kid, that was a low blow and I apolgise.

I'm not quite sure to be honest, we have had a few good ones. Though I have to admit, occasionally you can see some great lines from people around the forums.
 

Sleekgiant

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Furburt said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I...what? How can anyone be this stupid? No, worse than that, how can multiple people be this stupid?

You know what? Fuck you. Seriously, you're not a person. I like how you think that your opinion matters, which just enforces my original point. That you are an idiot.
A somewhat paraphrased version. It's the post that got him banned, but it's very fun to shout at people in real life.

So that's my favourite quote so far.
Oh Max and his little rage tantrum, that was one nice little post
 

DigitalSushi

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CROWPLOSION!

From Unskippable.

Furburt said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I...what? How can anyone be this stupid? No, worse than that, how can multiple people be this stupid?

You know what? Fuck you. Seriously, you're not a person. I like how you think that your opinion matters, which just enforces my original point. That you are an idiot.
A somewhat paraphrased version. It's the post that got him banned, but it's very fun to shout at people in real life.

So that's my favourite quote so far.
Shame the kid got angry, he was funny when I joined, we were wingmen in derailing. I left for a month and when I got back he was different, his popularity soared while mine had plummeted, but he just wasn't the same.
 

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What Kathleen said on ENN about the "Human Magpies", really came in handy for winding up my mates who often buy games for the pointless crap that comes with it
 

Chrono180

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Not an Escapist quote, but it's where I first heard it:

"That which is asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof" Christopher Hitchens
 

Kolosus

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"Lemon Grenade" and "Feel the Wrath of Canadian Lumber, Fool!" - By Unforgotten Realms
 

Liberaliter

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Furburt said:
MaxTheReaper said:
I...what? How can anyone be this stupid? No, worse than that, how can multiple people be this stupid?

You know what? Fuck you. Seriously, you're not a person. I like how you think that your opinion matters, which just enforces my original point. That you are an idiot.
A somewhat paraphrased version. It's the post that got him banned, but it's very fun to shout at people in real life.

So that's my favourite quote so far.
That was quite something, why was he so angry?
 

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"Emo is what you do when you're ashamed of how easy your life is. You invent problems that sparkle poignantly in the rain that falls upon your spoilt middle class soul."
I have no idea who said it, but if anyone knows I'd like to give the guy credit.
 

Sleekgiant

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Furburt said:
He's on Formspring?

Ooh, I might go and ask him a few questions.
He's been there for a while actually, so is [user]Sparrow[/user] who get a self ban recently
 

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Can't think of anything on the spot... "Minigun equipped pink dirigible shaped like a naked woman" or whatever it was from today's ZP made me laugh my ass off.