What loots were you holding when the adventurer had slain you?

[Scarim Coral]

Ok here's the scenario, you're a boss in some mmorpg and some adventurer had enter your domain (you lair, base or just your room). Despite how hard you had fought they had slain you and are now taking your loot as their rewards.
What loots were you holding before they had kill you? Was it some rare weapon, object or just some left over change?

 

[Daverson]

5 keys (house key, garage key, car key, "personal" cabinet key and key to the secret dungeon), a bottle opener and a post-it note with "don't forget - feed Mr. Scruffles on Wednesday" written on it.

 

[Nickolai77]

A tomato- just to annoy the adventurer.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I always fight naked, so nothing.

Freaks people out, it does.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'mma have loots, D&D style.

'You find on the bosse's corpse 10,000 gold... in copper coins'

For those who don't know, there are 10 coppers to a silver, 10 silvers to a gold, and 10 gold to a platinum. Your characters also have item encumberence, so imagine the weight of 10,000 gold worth of copper coins.

MWAHAHAHA!

 

[Woodsey]

The blue key.

In a posthumous act of revenge however, he can only escape the dungeon via the red door!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Count Igor]

He took my LIFE!
*Dramatic look*

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

A pack of gum and a Red Robin gift certificate. Prick had better not get the onion ring tower...

 

[WrongSprite]

A pack of hobnobs if he's fucking lucky, I'm tight.

 

[Sehnsucht Engel]

Noo! He took my rainbow gun. What a bastard...

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

An autobiography detailing in great detail all the good works I had done and money I had given to orphans. Let's see him be proud of killing me then!

 

[hardband]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, not my headphones

 

[Qizx]

They wouldn't kill me in the first place, I'm too smexy.
But I suppose should they manage somehow I would drop "Epic Green Shirt" Which gives +5 to sexiness.

 

[SplicedUp068]

Poop on a stick.

 

[Cybele]

A cheap necklace and a pair or socks.
A very nice pair of socks I might add!

 

[OctoH]

I was holding a cheeseburger...and it had bacon on it! Kids these days. Probably some guns too.

 

[navyjeff]

-Indestructible Spectacles of Ultimate Vision (titanium and polycarbonate eyeglasses)
-Unbreakable Eternal Bracelet of Chronos (solar powered, stainless steel watch)
-Knife, tempered and hardened (+1 to stealth, +1 to dexterity if left-handed)

 

[Drafon]

My sword, which looks like a cross between a katana and Sokka's space sword, a Chiyo-chan plushie, and whatever ring I happen to be wearing that day.