What Outrageous Names Would You Give Your Child?

[CyborgGinger]

A friend and I had, for a long time, a running semi-serious joke in which we would debate the merits of, and trade, names we would use for our future children.

We primarily discussed boy's names (though for the purposes of this topic, gender is irrelevant) and aimed for "the most manly, heroic name" possible and only one of us could place a reservation on a given name for the sake of uniqueness.

My friend had settled on: Ajax The-Walls-of-Jericho Optimus-Prime RealSurname.
And my fictitious future son: Tiberius Hulkamania Haduken RealSurname

(There's a wrestling theme, I know - we generally argued over who would get "The Walls of Jericho")

So... if you wanted to give your child an "inspirational" and "heroic" name (sarcasm implied), what would it be?

 

[Broady Brio]

Martian-Latern Wonder-Flash.

Or if wrestling related,
Dwayne-Hulk-Johnson-Rock-Hitman-Michaels-Pedigree Nash-Jericho-McMahon-Kane-DiBiase.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Mondai Randy]

I'll name my son Xanxus

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ashley if its a son. For the lolz

Probably something like Chakotay or something nerdy. Not that I'd do it. I got picked on enough for having a unique name as a kid, I'll name my boy Issac to avoid that. The girl? Undecided. Not that I'm in the position of being a father nor do I plan on being in that position any time soon.

 

[smearyllama]

Raiden von Malkovich
Freedom Eagle
Mario Speedwagon

Those are the first to come off the top of my head. I'm probably going to name my kid something super normal, though, if only to make up for the fact that I got kind of screwed as far as names go.

 

[Pinkamena]

If I ever were to get a daughter, her name would be Aurora Borealis [Surname]. You know, after this:

 

[Ljs1121]

Richard Willie Johnson.

See, it's funny because they're all euphemisms for penis. Lolololol

 

[The Wykydtron]

As unlikely as me having kids is (I despise each and every one of the bastards) i'd have to go for Lelouch for a boy. After my favourite anime character naturally.

As for a girl... I have no idea. I have zero imagination for names, I have to copy paste names that I think sound cool.

Irelia? I like that name... Unique enough but not fucking pretentious flowery bullshit levels of unique.

I can't even think of a shitty joke name.

I could just make her life hell by giving her an old lady name. Mavis, Barbara and Ethel come to mind.

[sub]Trololololol[/sub]

 

[IllumInaTIma]

RAZIEL! The most badass name EVAH!

 

[soren7550]

The 'weirdest' name I've ever considered for any possible child is Ezra. I just love how the the name looks and sounds, but it's an old fashioned-ish name. Still love it.

 

[CommanderL]

HE will be called the doctor
or the doctor vas serenity

Or John the doctor smith

 

[Darren716]

Captain-Awesome-Womb-Wrecker-Ass-Kicker-The-Third Atkinson
Rolls right off the tounge

 

[Candidus]

If a girl, Andine.
If a boy, Murderhand Fistbeard Snotsod IX.

 

[Secret world leader (shhh)]

Well...

My GF and I have decided that we get a boy we'll name him Clavicus, and if it's a girl we name her Meridia (or Mephala, don't remember which).

And I've been perstering her about Arthur-Merlin, but she won't agree.
Sadfacé

Really? I was thinking that if I had a daughter i'd name her Mara. Elder Scrolls baby names FTW!

OT: Optimus Maximus, John Boss,. My friend actually wants to call his son Mycroft Brandie [surname]. I always suggest he should have another and have his middle names be Jack Daniels.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

This is quite fitting as it has just been annouced that the guy from Take That named his DAUGHTER Fox. Fox? Like Fox Mulder? Even he was a man and to say its after a type of dog is slightly insulting to the child.

My names are pretty dull:

Boy: Frank, George, Howie, Templeton, Kirk, Christian
Girl: Lucille, Pamela, Linda, Ellie, Harley, Annette

 

[mattttherman3]

Garrus, or maybe that's a cats name, who knows.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Artyom.
I can see the day he changes his name right as I sit here.
If it's a girl- Ehh, I don't have any wierd names in store right now...

CAPTCHA: Hobson's choice- NO HOBSON, THIS IS NOT YOUR GODDAMNED CHOICE!