What part of the female anatomy exactly is "the hump"?

[Drathnoxis]

I've never quite understood. Both in the back and in the front and capable of intoxicating other individuals, possibly by secreting some sort of venom? If we were talking about a female dromedary I could easily identify the hump, but a human female, I'm not really sure. Also described as a lump.

 

[Catfood220]

I'm fairly certain they are talking about the elbow.

 

[Avnger]

 

[Marik2]

 

[Something Amyss]

I just find the concept of "lovely" and anything described as "lumps" to be incomprehensible.

 

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

I've never quite understood. Both in the back and in the front and capable of intoxicating other individuals, possibly by secreting some sort of venom? If we were talking about a female dromedary I could easily identify the hump, but a human female, I'm not really sure. Also described as a lump.

Any curvaceous part of the female body. They are usually referring to breasts, hips or buttocks but also can refer to the labia majora (outer folds of the vulva that can often be seen through clothing or aka "Camel toe"), or even love handles.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lady%20Humps
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lady%20Lumps


EDIT: I added a description above because I was informed that if one does not know what lady humps are they likely do not know what the Labia Majora is either. XD

 

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

I just find the concept of "lovely" and anything described as "lumps" to be incomprehensible.

You're not thinking about this in the right way.. see these are so very lovely lumps of heaven!

Spoiler: Ohhhh.. those LUMPS!

Spoiler: AND THESE LUMPS!

Spoiler: And how can we forget these Lovely lumps when they are just calling out for you to dive in?!

All of those are very lovely lumps.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Is that a thing that was actually said, or did it come with the song and fade away when the song did? I don't think I've ever heard it outside of that song or parodies of that song.

 

[Lil devils x_v1legacy]

Is that a thing that was actually said, or did it come with the song and fade away when the song did? I don't think I've ever heard it outside of that song or parodies of that song.

It is something that has been said before the song existed. When I heard it referenced before in " girls lockeroom talk" however, lady parts were called " humps" due to guys actually wanting to hump those parts, thus where the name came from. LOL

Girls actually do talk about what guys try to do to them when among other girls, so guys should be mindful of where they poke that thing.

 

[Drathnoxis]

I just find the concept of "lovely" and anything described as "lumps" to be incomprehensible.

You're not thinking about this in the right way.. see these are so very lovely lumps of heaven!

Spoiler: Ohhhh.. those LUMPS!

Spoiler: AND THESE LUMPS!

Spoiler: And how can we forget these Lovely lumps when they are just calling out for you to dive in?!

All of those are very lovely lumps.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I just find the concept of "lovely" and anything described as "lumps" to be incomprehensible.

 

[Something Amyss]

You're not thinking about this in the right way.. see these are so very lovely lumps of heaven!

I mean, yes, I'm definitely not thinking of lumps in the same way. I think of the weird protrusion on the back of my head as a lump. Or the abscess I had years ago. Or oatmeal. Not things which I would call visibly appealing, let alone lovely.''

 

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

I absolutely love you for making this thread.

Next, I want to know where the Milkshake is. And how it doth receive all the young strapping fellows onto said yard.

 

[Trunkage]

I absolutely love you for making this thread.

Next, I want to know where the Milkshake is. And how it doth receive all the young strapping fellows onto said yard.

My partner kept singing that song while she breastfed the kids.

Girls actually do talk about what guys try to do to them when among other girls, so guys should be mindful of where they poke that thing.

Being the only guy in a workplace, I can confirm that this is true. Also, if they were at all any good

 

[ObsidianJones_v1legacy]

Girls actually do talk about what guys try to do to them when among other girls, so guys should be mindful of where they poke that thing.

Being the only guy in a workplace, I can confirm that this is true. Also, if they were at all any good

Being the "You're not really a Guy" friend up until I grew muscles, I can compound on this.

I had to hear a lot of "What I'd do to that guy if I had the chance" Conversation.

I will never look at women the same way again. We're all disgusting pervs. We should all just admit it.

 

[Drathnoxis]

I absolutely love you for making this thread.

Next, I want to know where the Milkshake is. And how it doth receive all the young strapping fellows onto said yard.

 

[BrawlMan]

How about the humpty hump?

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

EDIT: I added a description above because I was informed that if one does not know what lady humps are they likely do not know what the Labia Majora is either. XD

Genuinely concerns me that there are adults who don't know that. But then I thought the humps were solely the boobs so what do I know?

 

[Trunkage]

Girls actually do talk about what guys try to do to them when among other girls, so guys should be mindful of where they poke that thing.

Being the only guy in a workplace, I can confirm that this is true. Also, if they were at all any good

Being the "You're not really a Guy" friend up until I grew muscles, I can compound on this.

I had to hear a lot of "What I'd do to that guy if I had the chance" Conversation.

I will never look at women the same way again. We're all disgusting pervs. We should all just admit it.

Or just be comfortable discussing sex. But since we have Christians and Muslims running around dictating prudishness... that's not going to happen

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

EDIT: I added a description above because I was informed that if one does not know what lady humps are they likely do not know what the Labia Majora is either. XD

Genuinely concerns me that there are adults who don't know that. But then I thought the humps were solely the boobs so what do I know?

There was an entire episode of Orange is the New Black where it turned out that the women in the female prison did not know that urine did not come out of their vaginas, and that the urethra was a thing.

There are many people who know very little about anatomy. There's a reason that the "pee is stored in the balls" meme exists.