What should the XBOX ONE's nickname be?

[ssgt splatter]

...and by that I mean, instead of saying XBOX ONE every time should we call it the "XBO" or "The ONE". I've even seen "Xbone", and yes it's pronounced the way it looks, in an issue of OXM.

If you have a better nickname for it let's hear it.

Side note: I realise a lot of people are taking a dump on it for reasons I don't fully understand and I DON'T want to talk about that here. That said, I am going to give the new console about a month or so before I buy it just to see if it has a repeat of the infamous RROD fiasco.

[EDIT] It appears Xbone is winning

 

[Sack of Cheese]

I saw some people calling it XO. It's short and it sounds good.

 

[krazykidd]

I choose X bone . Because microsoft seems to want to fuck us as hard as possible.

 

[Arcade Hero X]

Call it whatever you like just please not "The One"

 

[Whitbane]

Whoever coined "Xbone" should get a solid highfive because now we can be Xboned.

 

[luvd1]

Xbone makes sense, X-Box One = X-B one = Xbone.... And to be mean you can call it xboned.

 

[BeeGeenie]

My vote is for XBone. Because the Microsoft Sh*tpants just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

It seems like "Xbone" has been the one that has stuck here. And given the current circumstances, there couldn't be a better nickname!

 

[Elemental]

I like "Watercooler"...

Spoiler

 

[Froggy Slayer]

They missed a key opportunity by not naming it the T.reXbox and making it look like a T.rex skull.

 

[ssgt splatter]

I like "Watercooler"...

Spoiler

What do you mean by that?

 

[ssgt splatter]

They missed a key opportunity by not naming it the T.reXbox and making it look like a T.rex skull.

I think then they'd be truly over-compensating for something.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

They missed a key opportunity by not naming it the T.reXbox and making it look like a T.rex skull.

I think then they'd be truly over-compensating for something.

Doesn't matter when your console has the power of an asteroid strike!

 

[The Wykydtron]

Xbone? Pffff, that's lame.

My vote is "Shitbox"

Thank you, i'm here all week.

[sub]#insultswag[/sub]

 

[KarmaTheAlligator]

They missed a key opportunity by not naming it the T.reXbox and making it look like a T.rex skull.

I think then they'd be truly over-compensating for something.

Doesn't matter when your console has the power of an asteroid strike!

It's certainly big enough for it!

 

[Elemental]

I like "Watercooler"...

Spoiler

What do you mean by that?

You didn't see this?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

I like "Watercooler"...

Spoiler

You Tellem, Nancy!

OT: Not sure I like Xbone, I'd prefer two words. Xbox dONE or Xbox nONE.

 

[lRookiel]

"Piece of shit doomed to fail.... box" I change my mind, "shitbox" is better.

I really hope this backfires and kicks their ass so bad.