What special infected would you turn into?

[Darkblaven]

Since the annocement of the Spitter, I've been thinking if I could come up with a better idea. I didn't... but then I started to wonder what type of special infected other people would turn into.

Your Job: Come up with a special infected you would turn into, not by choice, but rather by your real life style, like are you fast? slow? buff? scawny? and so forth.

My infected: I'm Scrawny, so I'd be easy to kill. But quick, making me harder to shoot. I like to climb stuff, so I'd use the rooftops to my advantage, and finally hearing is good, so I'd be like kinda a scout zombie, I'd guess I'd find the survivors, and I'd alert the horde. Just like the screamer (a deleted special infected).

 

[scnj]

Afro zombie due to my crazy hair. Well, it was until I got it cut. I'll have to grow it out again so I can become afro zombie. Fuck yeah!

 

[Souplex]

Psh, getting infected is for wusses, just rip out a zombies jaw and there is no way for them to infect you.

 

[Arkzism]

hella mutated kind, you know goes from average to really huge, than boom dead

 

[Darkrain11]

I would be an intelligent zombie. I would use weapons and coordinate zombie attacks but I would be ridiculously easy to spot and kill.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Shadow

I'd be a cross between the Tank, Smoker and Hunter, but silent, super-strong and still agile.

 

[NotAPie]

I would be a hunter.
Simply for the fact I can jump off buildings.

 

[Ninja_X]

The witches boyfriend.................I think she's hot

 

[TaborMallory]

I'd be a silent hunter that doesn't fucking scream when it lunges.

 

[WolfMage]

I'd be something of either a Kung Fu zombie, running up to you, dodging your melee attacks, and kicking your face in, then breaking the other persons neck.

Or...

The Non-Braindeath zombie, (Sniper sub-class) finding the hunting rifle before you, taking it, and shooting you with it from the rooftops, then shooting other people with your guns.

Or some combo of both. Basically, uses guns and special melee, can dodge melee attacks and explosives, can run and jump and climb, and is quiet.

So me, but decomposing.

 

[adledog]

im the kind of person that enjoys staying in the shadows, jumping out at the most opportune moment to devastate the opposition, so probably similar to the hunter. maybe something with some kind of camouflage? altho invisible zombies sounds a bit unfair...

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'm a big guy, i have alot of mucle, and a decent amount of fat (about 10 pounds overweight), and i can run really fast for short periods of time. I dont know what i'd be.

probaly the one zombie that will sneak behind the survivors and pull out a sniper and shoot them in their medula ablongata (spelling?) killing them instantly, then when they see me id beat the crap out of them.

 

[HarmanSmith]

Commander zombie. Like the Witch, I'd hide somewhere and control the horde, focusing them on one survivor kind of like the boomer. Only way to stop me is to find me and kill me! Or i'd be a Heaven Smile, capable of surviving losing a few limbs.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd just be a normal zombie, since there is nothing special about me.

Though I would probably hide behind all the other zombies and wait for them to do most of the damage.

 

[cantthinkofausername]

The Commadant: I drive a tank onto the survivors and kill them. And I'm Communist, and have a cool Russian Fur Cap (Name Please).

Of a Russian fur cap? I'm on it.

EDIT: Ushanka. It's a hat that shanks people.

OT: I'd be exactly the same as the Witch.. But male.