What the avatar above's parents should/could be?

[sanchez taco]

Supply pictures if possible. Can be insulting/inaccurate if it so pleases

 

[Evil Smurf]

high expectation Asian father
http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/high-expectations-asian-father-You-cured-cancer-Good-now-impress-me.jpg

Disaster girl mother
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/23703533.jpg

 

[scorptatious]

A cat and a bird.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

The king of cats. You are royalty good sir. Don't try to hide it, I know royalty when I see it.

Spoiler

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well I already know who your real parents is-

Marl and Happy

 

[Kud]

Some horse and a horsette.

 

[Aerosteam]

Jesus this is a hard one... I'm thinking...

Master Hand and Crazy Hand.