"What the? Did I just dream that I..."

[superbatranger]

So, last night I was remembering all those weird dreams I've had, which only took me like 5 seconds since I never remember my dreams in the first place. Anyways, one dream in particular left me confused. In fact, that is an understatement. The only part I remember from this particular dream was that the dream me decided to put on 2 boxers. Yea, I know. All I can think of is that my crotch was cold and the dream me thought 2 boxers was enough to keep it warm.

So, I'm sure you've all had dreams that left you scratching your head in confusion, but out of all of them, which ones stood out?

 

[delet]

What a conveniently timed thread...

Spoiler: Dream I had last night

First part: I'm at my dad's house and for some reason I've got a laptop with me in my room. The layout of the place is all wrong but that's ignored. I'm in my room on it and before I know i it's 6am. Somehow my dad's dog is inside of my room and my door is slightly open. I'm led to believe it's a school night. My dad comes by and the dog runs over to him and I, startled, get up. Mistake. My dad says "What are you doing up" and then that fades out...
Part two: I'm walking with someone who I think is supposed to be my dad but doesn't look anything like him. Apparently we're going through some back-alley streets and there's a bunch of graffiti everywhere. For some reason, Rei is the subject of most of the graffiti. After walking around for a while we start to walk up some stairs and some black kid comes up and tells my 'dad' he needs to pay him 50 bucks to move on. More people start to surround us while he's talking. My 'dad' refuses and so the kid takes out a white gun and points it at me. Realizing 'shit, I'm going to be shot' I start backing away and trying to explain my way out of it, but then a few people grab me. My 'dad' shows no concern and says nothing. It's assumed he still refuses. I'm then led backwards into a bathroom and I wake up.

It was... interesting.

 

[Rusty pumpkin]

one time i had a dream where me and some other acquaintences where escaping from a comformist government horror future in black and white. after we all got blown to hell, i woke up. it was incredibly odd, but its my fault for watching fight club =/

 

[electric discordian]

I was in a historical re-enactment group we were doing a show in Whitby Abbey, the basis of where Dracula landed in the book.

But any way, I was sitting in a pub "enjoying alcohol responsibly" when I fell asleep.

I dreamt I was at home in bed dreaming I was in a pub in Whitby.....

Pretty strange when I actually awoke!

 

[magicmonkeybars]

My alien abduction dream, it was really weird, left me a bit shaken.
stopped from drinking for two months afterwards.

 

[CK76]

Pain killers after surgery can give you insane dreams. Especially those that keep you guesisng if you're awake or not. I wasn't...then I was...I think.

 

[Freedomario]

i once dreamed that i got a hat in team fortress 2, i was pissed when i woke up.

 

[fenrizz]

Can't remember any of them with great detail, but I seem to be having a lot of nightmares lately.

Nothing horror like, just my regular life but with things going to hell.
It's actually worse, because in everyone of them my life seems to be ruined beyond repair.

 

[WaNNaBJusTLiKeU]

I had this horrible nightmare that England lost 4-1 to Germany... Oh wait..

 

[similar.squirrel]

My most recent weird one was quite prosaic, but I'll tell anyway: Unable to find a proper tuxedo, I turned up at my graduation ball wearing full pimp regalia.
Big fur-lined burgundy coat, booties with matching fur on the outside [I don't know..], the works.

May sound awesome, but the dream was humiliating. It was too hot for a start. And I looked like some kind of sleazy Albanian people-smuggler/record company executive.

Probably my subconscious telling me to buy a suit already.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

I had a dream that Certain Students had gained power at my school and decided to kill off Students for the Cafeteria's lunch. I almost got taken into A Pretzel Warmer (Whatever they are called) but I was able to run out of the school through a dark and creepy area that looked like a bunch of pipes leading out the school. I got out of the school and I was heading for the Police Headquarters but then the bell to end school rang and everyone was coming out, appearantly forgetting the horrors with in it or the anger towards me. It was very weird...

 

[Cucumber]

The night before my exam, I dreamt that I had overslept. I was lying in my bed and being a downer in my dream.

Then I woke up. Being incredibly sad. Good thing I took another look at my alarm clock. I was awake much too early.

Guess who was beyond confused?

 

[Alon Shechter]

I had this awful nightmare about getting brutally disemboweled by my own horse who got upset with me after i gave him the kiss that i give him EVERY HOUR of EVERY DAY for the last 5 YEARS!
Does not sound serious but that horse is equal to my date in terms of love.

 

[Yureina]

I rarely have dreams, but when I do they tend to be quite screwy in their nature. Not sad or happy, but just some events that are so odd and involve things that I would never have happen to me. I hope...

 

[eggy32]

The dream I had 5 minutes after watching Spirited Away.

Spoiler

It started off with me and some random people walking through a black corridor, which apparently was part of a tour through an insane asylum. Then different buildings started to appear and everything was black and white. Suddeny random words started to appear in the air and the word "penis" appeared above me and started melting. It gets weirder.

Turns out it was an evil plan by some maniac to lock us all up and I ended up in a cell with one of my cousins who spoke fluent english in the dream, even though irl she only speaks italian, and there was some big burly guy there too. Somehow we managed to get tickets to what was known as the "bath house."

I went there in the back of a van and it was like the bath house from Spirited Away. Suddenly I was with 2 anime characters and we were stealing food. Someone saw us so one of them cast a spell and opened up a steam portal. It lead to a gamestop where I was playing a new Super Mario game that involved go-kart deathmatches and playing keepy uppy with a football while the go-kart deathmatch was happening.

It was a weird one alright.

 

[gl1koz3]

These I had quite a while ago, when I wasn't that busy and could sleep all day... remember just the most vivid parts.

There was this dream, where I shot an RPG into a terrorist hideout, which was in a lighthouse on a not so far and small island. Saw the explosion, which blasted the front wall open. Had to cross some water (don't remember how). Then I managed to get in and kick some terrorist ass Jackie Chan style. That I remember. Felt really good.

It's not all of it, but I remember this part best. I kept lol'ing for a few days.

The other time I was chillin' and then got a call that I need to catch some Aliens (yes, those from the movies). I remember traversing some ventilation shafts, which were partly in a side-scroller perspective, partly in first person (my thoughts: WTF?! but that's how the dream was). No idea what the hell was going on, but parts of it were realistic enough, and I almost shit my pants.

More lols...

The other time I realized this is a dream, so I imagined a minigun and was on my way to lay waste to the buildings, though there were no humans present in the dream. Unfortunately, I woke up before I got there.

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

I rarely remember my dreams, but the ones I do are either impossible to describe to another person and/or I'd rather not describe to another person.

 

[superbatranger]

What a conveniently timed thread...

Spoiler: Dream I had last night

First part: I'm at my dad's house and for some reason I've got a laptop with me in my room. The layout of the place is all wrong but that's ignored. I'm in my room on it and before I know i it's 6am. Somehow my dad's dog is inside of my room and my door is slightly open. I'm led to believe it's a school night. My dad comes by and the dog runs over to him and I, startled, get up. Mistake. My dad says "What are you doing up" and then that fades out...
Part two: I'm walking with someone who I think is supposed to be my dad but doesn't look anything like him. Apparently we're going through some back-alley streets and there's a bunch of graffiti everywhere. For some reason, Rei is the subject of most of the graffiti. After walking around for a while we start to walk up some stairs and some black kid comes up and tells my 'dad' he needs to pay him 50 bucks to move on. More people start to surround us while he's talking. My 'dad' refuses and so the kid takes out a white gun and points it at me. Realizing 'shit, I'm going to be shot' I start backing away and trying to explain my way out of it, but then a few people grab me. My 'dad' shows no concern and says nothing. It's assumed he still refuses. I'm then led backwards into a bathroom and I wake up.

It was... interesting.

Oh yes, I am capable of reading minds. Naturally, I knew that if I made this thread, you would respond to it.

 

[delet]

What a conveniently timed thread...

Spoiler: Dream I had last night

First part: I'm at my dad's house and for some reason I've got a laptop with me in my room. The layout of the place is all wrong but that's ignored. I'm in my room on it and before I know i it's 6am. Somehow my dad's dog is inside of my room and my door is slightly open. I'm led to believe it's a school night. My dad comes by and the dog runs over to him and I, startled, get up. Mistake. My dad says "What are you doing up" and then that fades out...
Part two: I'm walking with someone who I think is supposed to be my dad but doesn't look anything like him. Apparently we're going through some back-alley streets and there's a bunch of graffiti everywhere. For some reason, Rei is the subject of most of the graffiti. After walking around for a while we start to walk up some stairs and some black kid comes up and tells my 'dad' he needs to pay him 50 bucks to move on. More people start to surround us while he's talking. My 'dad' refuses and so the kid takes out a white gun and points it at me. Realizing 'shit, I'm going to be shot' I start backing away and trying to explain my way out of it, but then a few people grab me. My 'dad' shows no concern and says nothing. It's assumed he still refuses. I'm then led backwards into a bathroom and I wake up.

It was... interesting.

Oh yes, I am capable of reading minds. Naturally, I knew that if I made this thread, you would respond to it.

You diabolical madman! Reading minds through the internet; I just got up after dreaming that and saw this thread too...