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Hazy992

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So I was watching some Minecraft videos on YouTube and on one of the videos was quite possibly the weirdest ad I'd ever seen.

[sub]This actually isn't the same ad but it's for the same thing and it's just as weird.[/sub]​

I don't even... what the fuck am I watching? Does anyone have a clue as to what the hell's going on here? I honestly thought it was some shitty softcore porn flick at first, that's how bad it is.

So Escapists what on Earth do you think this is, and have you ever seen ads that have just left you well... perplexed?

 

repeating integers

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Yeah, that was quite inexplicable.

But I always skip ads, so I've yet to see a strange one.

Still, that video doesn't beat this one in terms of insanity:

<youtube=iO_8n5y5edk>
 

Hazy992

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Colour-Scientist said:
Are you entirely sure it's not an ad for a porno?
I don't even know what to think anymore... it could well be a porno ad for all we know :S
 

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Hazy992 said:
Colour-Scientist said:
Are you entirely sure it's not an ad for a porno?
I don't even know what to think anymore... it could well be a porno ad for all we know :S
I'd watch it.

You know, for the plot, and the character-development >>
 

Hazy992

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Realitycrash said:
Hazy992 said:
Colour-Scientist said:
Are you entirely sure it's not an ad for a porno?
I don't even know what to think anymore... it could well be a porno ad for all we know :S
I'd watch it.

You know, for the plot, and the character-development >>
Oh yes indeed! I am a connoisseur of the arts you know >_>
 

Pinkamena

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It is obviously a trailer for Marvels next superhero movie.
 

Lionsfan

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Hazy992 said:
Colour-Scientist said:
Are you entirely sure it's not an ad for a porno?
I don't even know what to think anymore... it could well be a porno ad for all we know :S
Being completely serious I do think that's what it is. Sort of like how the porno studio sold a Pirates [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0477457/] version with no sex in it. This could be like that
 

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Realitycrash said:
Hazy992 said:
Colour-Scientist said:
Are you entirely sure it's not an ad for a porno?
I don't even know what to think anymore... it could well be a porno ad for all we know :S
I'd watch it.

You know, for the plot, and the character-development >>
XD Bahahahaha! This is the funniest thread ever! It totally does look like a trailer for a cheap porno!
 

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OhJohnNo said:
Yeah, that was quite inexplicable.

But I always skip ads, so I've yet to see a strange one.

Still, that video doesn't beat this one in terms of insanity:

<youtube=iO_8n5y5edk>
You have killed me.
 

Hazy992

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Ryan Brimfield said:
***** please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
I don't... I don't... fuck it man, I give up :/ You've broken me
 

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Ryan Brimfield said:
***** please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
OK, this had me laughing quite a bit. I don't know what it is, but it's hilarious.

EDIT: Still, if we're doing this... then we're doing this!

<youtube=fSgmcNqZM1c>
 

Sixcess

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It looks like Superheroine in Peril stuff. Not exactly porn in that there's no sex, but plenty of fetishy girl fights and focus on the heroine being captured, tied up etc. Yes, this is an actual thing.

So basically like the new Tomb Raider, only less bloody.
 

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Sixcess said:
It looks like Superheroine in Peril stuff. Not exactly porn in that there's no sex, but plenty of fetishy girl fights and focus on the heroine being captured, tied up etc. Yes, this is an actual thing.

So basically like the new Tomb Raider, only less bloody.
Empowered is a good comic if your into that kind of thing.

[Edit: Western Manga; Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean.]
 

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Imthatguy said:
Empowered is a good comic if your into that kind of thing.
I actually do read Empowered, though not for *ahem* that reason. It's extremely funny and well written... which I suppose is like saying I read it for the articles.
 

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Ryan Brimfield said:
***** please http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM
That was...bizarre, to say the least. What's also bizarre, however, is that I scrolled down to the comments section and they were all claiming that Warner Bros had orchestrated the shooting at that Dark Knight Rises screening...what? Did I miss something?
 

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Sixcess said:
It looks like Superheroine in Peril stuff. Not exactly porn in that there's no sex, but plenty of fetishy girl fights and focus on the heroine being captured, tied up etc. Yes, this is an actual thing.

So basically like the new Tomb Raider, only less bloody.
This.... This is exactly what that is. Fetish girl fights with MILD s&m.... and costumes.