What to do...

[Wobbleflops]

I'm at university, and am the only person stopping in tonight, as i'm fairly ill
The uni have blocked steam, and monitor websites that i go on, and i'm not in the mood for watching long and intense films.

Please suggest to me things that i can do tonight

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Enjoy your 100 "masturbate" responses.

 

[Wobbleflops]

I was expecting "masturbate" to be a reply.
I was also kind of hoping that some kind soul out there might suggest to me a mildly interesting activity to do (apart from masturbating)

 

[Snarky Username]

Enjoy your 100 "masturbate" responses.

This isn't 4chan, you know. We have class here at the Escapist!

OT: Masturbate.

 

[AvsJoe]

Well, there's always YouTube and the Escapist. That's my favourite way to kill time.

 

[El Poncho]

I would play my DSi.

You could uh, get a packet of gummy bears and make them wage war against each other with dialogue and everything...

[small] It's quite fun >.>
<.< [/small]

 

[Wobbleflops]

Why does your uni block steam?

Also back in the day before time began people would go out. See a movie maybe.

Uni blocks steam so people can't play games online and slow the network down for everybody.

And in OP i stated i'm ill, thus why i'm not going out..

 

[Bruin]

Rome: Total War.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

Find $14 extra and buy Minecraft.

http://www.minecraft.net/

 

[Lullabye]

Watch the second episode of Gundam Unicorn that JUST CAME OUT! FINALLY!
And if they ask, say you're watching it for the theoretical politics of space.
Oh wait...no long intense films......

 

[Sacman]

Watch Pr0n...<.< or practice your 1337 nunchuck skillz...<.<

 

[dex-dex]

uhhhh

well i am giving out candy but i am getting paid to do it only because my mum has no interest dealing with the shenanigans.

you could have a date with your right hand. (HEY! it is nicer than masturbating)

I got a vote to minecraft though.

 

[Mrrrgggrlllrrrg]

Walking Dead, AMC, 9 central, watch it.

 

[Nouw]

Read a book.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Try to memorize at least 50 decimals to the mathematical constant "Pi"

 

[emeraldrafael]

you could count the hairs on your body.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Well if I'm home alone with gaming, movies, or TV out of the pictures I teach myself to cook something. Basically find a recipe for something nice and learn how to make it. I was home alone for long periods over the summer a couple years back as I had finished High School, but we moved to the middle of nowhere with no way to go see my friends or go out anywhere. I spent a fair bit of time cooking things. I have fond memories of going into the woods one day and coming back a couple hours later with a plastic bag full of wild Blackberries which I made into pies and puddings. Though if you're ill then you may not have the appetite.

Maybe read a good book or comic.

 

['Aredor]

Work, learn, goddammit. Isn't that what you're at uni for? Did you go there to be ill? How pointless. And don't give me no "too ill to work", "but it's Halloween". Lazy students, tsk! No, I'm not serious.

Also, masturbating is for losers, get a hooker instead. Still ain't.
Nobody loves their job as much as a hooker with an ill customer. Now I am.

BTW, get well soon! Jeez, manners in this place, I swear!