What will do when the zombies come?

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Basically, when the virus hits and turns all your friends into mindless brain eating abominations, what will you do?
Do you have an escape plan? Do you keep a shotgun under your pillow just in case? Stores of food hidden away?

You know you've thought about it, share your ideas.

 

[Saskwach]

There's a very similar thread still active right now. Just post your plan for zombie survival on that one.

 

[[HD]Rob Inglis]

See other thread, 100+ posts...

 

[Chilango2]

Die. Sort of how this thread will. OH SHI..

 

[Rath709]

Breed with their women, and eventually our differences will be forgotten.

 

[monodiabloloco]

Breed with their women, and eventually our differences will be forgotten.

Ewwwwww.
Also: Ewwwwww.

I have read the survival guide. I know what to do!
My fiance and all of my friends own guns. My town's population is an odd mix of redneck (plenty of shotguns, AKs, and 357s.) and gangsta (plenty of AKs, 9mms, and assorted other full auto weapons.) so I should be fine. I am guessing that, unless I happen to be right next to someone when they turn, I will only hear about it in the news.
If nothing else, I'm too F!ing bad ass to succumb to mere zombies.
Boo ya.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

The town where I live is basically a geriatric home. Don't think they'll be able to chase me properly.

 

[Spinwhiz]

F' the guns. You will eventually run out of bullets. Grab the biggest sledge (home made if possible) you can swing and start knocking heads! A really sharp sword would be good too for chopping limbs (heads are considered a limb with zombies).

Granted in a mess of them keep the grenade to take a good 20 out.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Import them into Gmod and leave them in the same room with 40 Combine Elites with AR2s and RPGs.