What world record did the poster above you just break?

[Dead Seerius]

My first forum game. We'll see how this goes.

Make up a world record that the poster above you has just hypothetically broken. Remember, the stranger the better.

It's like they always say - 'If it's not in Guinness, it's gotta be good.' [sub][sub]...No one says that.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Roxas1359]

SanAndreasSmoke just broke the world record for kicking chickens!

Apparently Smoke was playing a lot of Fable 2 and wanted the real life achievement.

 

[White Lightning]

Broke the record for fitting the most Watermelons into their Urethra.

You sick bastard.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Broke the record for fitting the most watermelons into the Urethra of preschool children.

Dude... why?

 

[Dead Seerius]

Figure I should do one myself.

You've broken the record for most time remaining locked in a freezer - 744 years.
Ice job, man.

 

[thesilentman]

You know, I never knew that you survived being shot with cosmic rays. Never did.

 

[InfinityCubed]

I can't even-
why would you ever EAT THAT MANY LIVE KITTENS D:

 

[Headsprouter]

That's a lot of cubes, I'd count 'em, but they seem to go on forever.

 

[kailus13]

Headsprouter has the worlds shiniest teeth.

 

[Dalek Caan]

Kailus13 broke the record for fastest pony to post in thread.

[small][small]The others are too busy jerking off to Luna[/small][/small]

 

[kailus13]

Dalek Caan broke the record for craziest Dalek.

 

[Teoes]

I heard from another thread that Kailus broke the world record for having the dumb. He is the dumbest dumb to ever dumb the dumb.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Yarr, Teoes has pirated more pirate games than any o' his shipmates!

He bought 'em legally too, 'e just like the irony.

 

[Teoes]

InfinityCubed broke the record for most minds blown at the notion of his username.

 

[Headsprouter]

Fit the most watermelons into

Set up us the most bombs.

 

[kailus13]

Accroding to captcha, something to do with a cracked egg.

Longest time holding a cracked egg without any of the contents spilling.

 

[Teoes]

Longest time not being eligible for the Neo badge despite having met the post count criterion.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

The best at headbangin, he bangs so fast that you cant even see the head properly, its just all blur!

 

[Anarchemitis]

World's Fluffiest Racoon