What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[jad4400]

I ask this question after reading the latest Onion article about how the G8 wants to make Andorra and Liechtenstien to fight each other.

Just to clarify I know the Onion is a fake newspaper and this is not really happening, but my question is: If a military conflict were two break out, what would be the weirdest match up of countries to fight each other.

Also if the mode strikes you, what would be the most random reason for two countries to go to war against each other?

Here is the article link:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/liechtenstein_andorra_forced_to?utm_source=a-section

 

[D0WNT0WN]

The British going to war against the French because the French are French and the British dont like the French.

And if they surrender we would still fight them anyway.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Nazis vs sackboys with russian hat.

 

[El Poncho]

No one expects the Spanish inquisition! against Egypt.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Canada vs Mexico.

Lessee what happens then.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Lithuania vs. Somalia
The Philippines vs. Germany
India vs. Russia

 

[SonicKoala]

Germany invading the rest of Europe, and then justifying it with "Third time's a charm motherfuckers!"

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Switzerland and Sweden, about whose country made better cheese.

 

[Pandalisk]

China Vs America

America Vs Britain

Ireland Vs Wales.

 

[Sassafrass]

English vs The welsh, scottish, irish, french, nothern irish and Germany. Reasons: English hates those countries, and they hate England. Simples.

 

[TaborMallory]

For shear annoyance, USA against Iraq. One day, Bush decided that Holy shit, Iraq has a different type of government! Kill them with fire!

But I'd have to say a Canada vs. Australia war would be interesting.

 

[The Rockerfly]

India verses Poland

China verses Iceland

New Zeland verses Australia...oh wait

I would like to see some top mine

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Eh, I always wanted to know how Kazakhstan would fare against Namibia.

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

New Zeland Vs. Luxemburg ((sp?)) mainly because NZ is just chill and awesome...and Lux is a neutral "oh god it's a war, lets all go hide in Greenland until it's over" kinda place....and of course Lux would start the war.......it'd be a war over what kind of socks can be worn in elevators

 

[Fus Scarecrow]

Vatican City Vs. Canton of Geneva.

I can see it happening, can you?

 

[Nickolai77]

Falkland Islands V Salvibard

Let the battle of the two poles commence!!

 

[Kedimay]

Wales V USA.
They never saw that one coming!

Or, I suppose Western Europe V Germany (Best of 5?)

 

[Redingold]

The old British Empire versus the rest of the world.