What would someone use as bait to trap you?

[The Eyeball Moose]

So suppose someone wants to trap you in a cage or deep hole for some reason. What would be dangling from a fishing rod that would guarentee your capture? Please don't say money or a picture of an attractive member of the opposite sex. That's too easy. Be original.

Mine would be...maybe a pass to some sort of 3DS Streetpass convention? I have practically been around the world twice and have nothing! NOTHING. Do want.

 

[TimeLord]

An interesting situation involving Weeping Angels?

Who knows, but there's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence. If you have any plans on seeing tomorrow then there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.

 

[Sonicron]

A free copy of "Warhammer 40.000: Space Marine".
I've been wanting that damn game for two years now. The. Wait. Is. Agonizing.

 

[wooty]

At the moment there would be two things that would bait me:-
1) A JRPG that I've not played yet
2) Milkybar, gone completely ape shit for them things of late.

 

[Turigamot]

Caribbean Jerk chicken wings from Wings-2-Go. They're fucking delicious.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Right, the OP is just curious. Nothing suspicious going on here, not at all...

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

a cope of System Shock 2 that works on any computer.

Than you've got me trapped.

Well, that or Twisted Metal 2012.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Pretty much any stuff I have been wanting to buy lately like a new pc, digital camera or even upcoming games like Guild Wars 2. Yes I'm a greedy guy.

 

[Padwolf]

A laptop or a computer that is able to run Amnesia: The Dark Descent. I want to play that game so very badly! I've tried to get it to work so many times and nothing! Or a copy of Rule of Rose that works in the UK.

 

[The Reverend]

Boobs!
Or anything shiny and interesting looking. Im not hard to please.

 

[Teh Jammah]

An interesting situation involving Weeping Angels?

Who knows, but there's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence. If you have any plans on seeing tomorrow then there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.

And that thing is... Admiral Ackbar.

(I know the original quote is the Doctor, but everyone knows Ackbar is the real master of traps).

As for what would get me... probably some convincing set-up that looked like it was playing a copy of <insert game I currently want here, we'll say Mass Effect 3 for example>. I'd be down there so fast you'd think I'd teleported.

 

[Fieldy409_v1legacy]

a caramel maxibon would do the trick.

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

Right, the OP is just curious. Nothing suspicious going on here, not at all...

Nope. Nothing suspicious here. This is just a hypothetical question. This info is NOT going to be used against you in any way. Nothing involving 9th Boulevard at 3 PM next Wednesday........

 

[jakjay1995]

A computer of my own that isn't horribe.

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

An interesting situation involving Weeping Angels?

Who knows, but there's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence. If you have any plans on seeing tomorrow then there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap.

You know, I don't even watch Dr.Who, and I still like that you did this. Nice one.

Anyway, I know the O.P said not to, but a cute girl with a football would do JUST the trick. Or a lot of money. Either way, I'd know something fishy was afoot, and approach very warily.

 

[disfunkybob]

Reese's pieces.

 

[ChaoticKraus]

Detox, The DNF of the rap world.

 

[Spacelord]

This Indonesian incredibly hot mackerel dish cooked in banana leaves with plain rice, I haven't had that in years and will throw caution to the wind. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that I'd actually eat it from a dumpster at this point.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

My girlfriend.

It always works for badguys in movies to capture the significant other to get the one they really want and it would probably work on me too.