What would you do if you had one more hour to live?

[neuromasser]

I listened to Allan Watts audio books today and remembered the question that I wondered few years ago, so I thought that would make an interesting thread (hopefully).

So what would you do? If you wanted to do something that requires more time, what would it be? Would you have some regret? Would you tell people about it? How do you imagine that moment of knowing the fact that you'll die? (like voices in your head or enlightenment)

To the people who said that they would kill themselves: How can you be so sure that you're as good as dead? What would make you believe that you're really going to die in an hour?

 

[Tehpwnsauce]

Go on a murderous rampage.

 

[Brotherofwill]

I'd go lay on the grass and look up at the sky. Wouldn't have enough time to make it to my family.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Buy a working watch.

 

[dmase]

I'd spend my last 24 hours here on escapist because thats whats really important. sniff sniff, hopefully the new zero punctuation episode will come out that day.

 

[bodyklok]

Kill myself?

 

[Legion]

Kill myself: To end it on my own terms like the stubborn person that I am.

I'd spend my last 24 hours here on escapist because thats whats really important. sniff sniff, hopefully the new zero punctuation episode will come out that day.

The OP said one hour, not 24.

 

[neuromasser]

I would probably lie down or something like that, I want to die with as small amount of pain as possible.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Run around a town naked ?
I don't know someone threaten to kill me in an hour and I'll tell you what happens

 

[Danny Ocean]

Masturbate Furiously.

 

[The_Chief]

I would probably shit my pants. then i would change my pants. then i would run around screaming and text all my friends. then get all the money out of my bank account and send a beautiful present the the girl i love that lives to far away to ever see her. then panic some more. then eat some buffalo chicken. then panic some more. then panic some more. then panic even more. then, as im about to die, ly down on the ground and get my friends to film my last words. to put it on the internet for all to see.

"just remember. the worst a girl can do when you ask her out is... judo punch you in the weiner." then i'd die. then hope that god is really real.

 

[Azhrarn-101]

Quietly cry in a corner I suppose. Maybe send a few e-mails to women I used to know, to tell them one last time what they meant to me.
Not much else to do, life is quite empty as it is.
Hearing I'd have a single hour left would probably be something of a blessing, atleast I'd know when it would all end.

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Sandwich that's all. Perhaps two.

 

[Trivun]

Bang the shit out of the first piece of ass that happened past. The question is what would I then do for the remaining 57:32...

So, you only last for 2:38? Not too good...

Anyway, as for me, I'd probably confess to the girl I love that I love her and spend my last hour with her, or possibly try and get revenge on everyone who'd done me wrong who I could find in time. Maybe a spot of torture...

 

[Ashbax]

I would probably get my M9 and shoot the first person I see. Then myself, so as not to bear the pain of the wait.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Freak the fuck out for about half an hour. Than check the clock and realize I only have a half hour left, than freak out some more...

EDIT: I guess it depends on how I would die. If some guy is threatening my life HAHAHA mother fuckers going down..

 

[dmase]

Kill myself: To end it on my own terms like the stubborn bastard that I am.

I'd spend my last 24 hours here on escapist because thats whats really important. sniff sniff, hopefully the new zero punctuation episode will come out that day.

The OP said one hour, not 24.

fine i would use that last hour to make a drug that would allow me to live for another 24 hours and then do what i already said... I kind of thought that was implied.(not)