What would you do if you were invincible?

[Zombie_King]

The topic says it all: what would you do if you were invincible?

I would kill everyone who deserved it. But, I would let the police catch me. I would then get locked up on purpose, only to break out forcibly. This is assuming I had super-strength, of course. Then, I would tell and show the prison I had super-strength, so they could put me in a super-security lockdown...place. Then, I would proceed to escape. After that, I would alert the government and local polic stations, by throwing a bunch of cars in the air. Then I would hijack a couple of stealth bombers, and blow the living potatoes out of the military that had enough gall to try to attack me. So, what would you do if you were invincible (and had super-strength)?

EDIT: You are not immortal. You'll live to 100 though. The only thing that can kill you is old age.

DOUBLE EDIT:

Just because you are invincible, that doesn't mean you don't still feel pain. Which is why I said I would carefully avoid testing my invincibility

Of course you don't feel pain! Superman's nearly invincible, and he doesn't feel pain (with the exception of kryptonite). Bullets bounce right off of him. If you were invincible, but still felt pain, then you could have broken bones and whatnot. You're invincible, nothing can kill you.

 

[Instinct Blues]

I would be the biggest ass I possibly could to get in many fights and win them all because I could.

 

[Kovash86]

Avoid testing it as much as possible.

 

[fix-the-spade]

Become Downhill mtb world champion!!!
Wrestle Sharks
Drop kick Tigers
***** slap Chuck Norris (I am invincible after all, at worst he'd break a couple of my ribs)
If injury is impossible fear becomes a non issue...

 

[LaFay]

I would begin a drug doping, chain smoking, hard drinking, off the brinking, horror show, suck and blow, greaseball diet, wi-fi-it, superhero, choke-on-a-cheerio, marathon, smoke-a-bong lifestyle.

...assuming my invincible body could metabolize any of the vices

 

[rabidkanid]

Give all the people I don't like (family members included) a good swift kick in the ass!!!!
I'm too much of a goody two shoes to do much of anything else with the power.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Walk the streets at night and become a vigilante!
Run everywhere barefoot!
Drive motorcycles off skyscrapers while on fire!

 

[LaFay]

Walk the streets at night and become a vigilante!
Run everywhere barefoot!
Drive motorcycles off skyscrapers while on fire!

wait, would you be on fire? or the motorcycle... or the skyscraper, for that matter?

 

[Easykill]

Eat at Mcdonalds.

Suicide bomb... With a nuke.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

wait, would you be on fire? or the motorcycle... or the skyscraper, for that matter?

All of the above! Although the idea of the skyscraper itself being on fire never occured to me...

 

[ShadeOfRed]

I'd fight a bear holding a shark.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

By invincible, do you mean invulnerable or immortal? Would I still die from age?

Presuming that I am immortal and absolutely will not die, I would travel the world and, when the time came, other worlds, learning whatever I could and helping those who needed it. I would never give my name, and would ask for no one to dedicate any item after me. For millennia I would travel the universe, learning all. Eventually, I would find the path to enlightenment and ascend to a higher plane of existence, where I would use my immense knowledge and newfound power to learn more about this new world and its leader, all the while rising through the ranks of this higher plane and befriending said leader. When the time is right, I will overthrow the ruler of that domain and establish my own Empire. I would then gather forces, and obliterate the material universe, creating a new, perfect one in its stead.

 

[Soulfein]

I would be very carefull.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040203
Hope that explains it.

 

[Darth Brownie]

What is that question? I am already invincible! Must say it can get pretty boring some times -,-

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I would try to star an Jackass and BE THE BEST! Who doesn't like idiots running the streets tackling other people?

 

[Kovash86]

Just because you are invincible, that doesn't mean you don't still feel pain. Which is why I said I would carefully avoid testing my invincibility

 

[darthzew]

I would swim to the bottom of the ocean. Who wouldn't want to be the first person down there? Just imagine what you might see!

 

[Hey Joe]

Yell "I'm Invincible!" at the top of my voice. All day. Every day.