What would you do when you recieve your diploma on stage for your college graduation?

[Singularly Datarific]

So, my brother recently graduated college and a few people, when recieving diplomas, did some quirky little thing for fun, i.e. throwing confetti, kissing the ground, doing a jig.
Now I challenge you, the escapist community, to come up with something to top that.
It should be a cakewalk.

 

[bodyklok]

Kill Cliff_m85.

 

[Hazy]

Pop bottles. You wont have that degree for long

 

[Cliff_m85]

Blow a kiss to bodyklok's mom.

 

[JRCB]

Captain Morgan.

And I graduate from Junior High School on Monday.

 

[ObadiahBlack]

I'd thank everyone that helped me get there.......then I'd wake up.
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TT_TT

 

[Shock and Awe]

Blow one of those little party horns, or maybe yell, "Da-Da-Da-Da-Da, Dats All Folks!

 

[Leorex]

rip the degree up, and start to give a speech about how graduation, high school, college, and the diploma is just another form of social classicism.

 

[megapenguinx]

Here's what I'm doing for my sister's high school graduation:
When she gets her diploma, we're hijacking the audio input to the speakers and playing the old school batman theme. Then me and one of our friends are going to bust in dressed as Batman and Robin, throw her over our shoulder (fireman style) run off stage with her and jump into our car and speed off.

 

[Gruthar]

The U of A has a tradition where grads throw tortillas. The administration has been trying to ban it for years. But I transferred to ASU, so...

Me? I don't know. Maybe I'll just pour myself a whiskey sour over the glacial ice cubes cut from the frozen depths of Hell.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'd go Super Saiyan and fly away with my diploma.

 

[zen5887]

I did something kind of cool but it was only in the rehearsal we had, the opportunity never arose during the real thing.

At my school we had the grade 11 school leaders hand out the diplomas and my girlfriend at the time was the one who gave me mine, so while the other people shook hands I gave her a kiss not unlike that picture of the sailor kissing the nurse at the end of WWII.

 

[traceur_]

Backflip.

 

[Stevedave00]

Cry like a sissy.
Also wet my robes.

Most likely in that order.

 

[Aur0ra145]

Shout, "What the FUCK do I do now?!"

 

[theklng]

do a leg sweep before running off

 

[Flying-Emu]

rip the degree up, and start to give a speech about how graduation, high school, college, and the diploma is just another form of social classicism.

I love you. Bear my children.

Anyways, let's see. I'm thinking go up to accept the diploma in full Link cosplay, accept the diploma, and hold up a small white ball while a recorded 3rd-person speech on the joys of friendship plays.

 

[Dooly95]

Backflip.

Slightly differently for me; I'd attempt it, break my neck, then be shipped off to hospital.

 

[Seldon2639]

What interests me is that your topic title is substantially different from what you're actually asking. What I would (and just did) do when I received my diploma at my college graduation was smile politely, walk in a straight line, shake the requisite hands, and return to my seat. If you're asking what the craziest thing I can come up with, that's different from asking me what I would actually do. But, then again, I don't feel the need to draw attention to the fact that I accomplished a feat almost anyone without significant brain damage can accomplish.