What would you do with a Crysis nanosuit?

[SomeBoredGuy]

What would you do if you had a nanosuit? For those who haven't played either Crysis games, it is best described as Chuck Norris' pyjamas. It can give its user impenetrable armour, will make him or her run at a speed that could outrun a car (although this is more with the Crysis 1 nanosuit, but the Crysis 2 nanosuit still goes pretty quick), will make him or her strong enough to kick a car across a parking lot or rip a heavy mounted machine gun and fire it like it was nothing and let its user turn almost completely invisible for a short time, although you can only really do one of these at a time.

Personally, I'd probably have to go mundane and just make everything I do much easier. Why have to go through a 30 minute walk to school when you can leave much later and still be there early? Why bother avoiding disallowed shortcuts etc. when I can juse cloak my way through there? And so on and so forth.

 

[Sephychu]

Jumping. So much power jumping.

 

[Hectix777]

Give it to DARPA so they can study it and mass produce it for the rest of the military.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Probably jump around after hours. Smash a mugger here or there. I'd start small and get the hang of using it and then maybe pursue more ambitious usage of it.

 

[gellert1984]

Use the cloak to hide in the ladies shower at the gym.

Seriously? Assassinate despotic rulers like Mugabe and Gaddafi, record all those secret evil beard twirling meetings you just know the government holds when they think no ones looking, dig into the secret files at Langley to see who really killed JFK and when Elvis is coming back.

 

[Drummie666]

I don't know, you have to remember that the nanosuit is also a curse, symbiosis, remember?

One has to choose to use it, and ruin your normal life, or simply go on living normally.

Using it, I'd probably be your basic superhero, with a side of parkour.

 

[veloper]

sell it

 

[Juheniqus]

First I would convince a country to accept me as their leader, then I would mass produce the armor for the military and develop similar weapons and vehicles from the suit and build a massive and secret doomsday army. After I propose to the UN to submit to my rule I will attack the leading military nation and take over them. The other countries will see that I have massive power and join me in my cause.

When the world have been united under my rule, I will create 3 A.I's to command and watch over the world and the army. Because the world is now united, there will be no war, and we can start working on building a better world for everyone and stuff. The 3 A.I's will be programed to rule for us, because no human can be trusted with that much power.

I will leave and travel the world in my original nano suit and eat french fries.

 

[Unhappy Crow]

Use it to do some parkour jumping and get revenge on some of my junior high school classmates.

 

[ryai458]

Sell it.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Will it make me better at Call Of Duty? I'd use it for that.

 

[OptimisticPessimist]

I'm gonna hop on the "jump" bandwagon. I'd do lots and lots of running and jumping. That's if I could fit my big flabby body into it.

 

[Thespian]

Eh... A nanosuit would be one of those things cool enough to improve your life significantly but not enough to really be amazingly awesome. I mean, it's cool enough to beat up some jackass guys who think they're tough, but if you try to do anything serious with it you'll attract the attention of one military or another and then it's the effectiveness of a suit versus my own unco-ordinated clumsiness and I know who'll win.
So I guess I'd just be able to reach really high places and turn invisible when I'm embarrassed. And even jumping gets old. I'd just end up lying around with a dressing gown over my nanosuit whilst playing Borderlands =/

 

[Mechsoap]

Three words: fuck shit up.

 

[Laser Priest]

I'd probably go on a massive super-mischief spree in the city.

 

[Reveras]

*Maximum Speed* And so it begins. The greatest fapping record of our time.
But seriously, most likely go to out of reach places for ordinary people or sit on a stupidly tall building like a gargoyle statue.

 

[Realitycrash]

Become a super-hero. Without a doubt.

 

[hazabaza1]

Free-running. And a lot of it.
Also, leaving home at 8:43, getting to school at 8:45.