What would YOU do with the Large Hadron Collider?

[Singularly Datarific]

So, I was reading about the research projects for all those particle accelerators and how they smash atoms etc.
I found it a bit boring.
I'm sure you could come with something better to do than that...
Anyways, I'd put a couple of Hot-Wheels cars into them and smash those into each other at mach 115.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Smash 10,000 kittens together to create: HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY.

 

[JRCB]

Put rednecks in it!

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Uncover a secret Papal plot and make the sky above the Vatican explode.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I'd put a Malteaser in one end and a Minstrel in the other.

 

[sabotstarr]

ummm....im not quite sure...many dead baby jokes could be made out of it though...

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Put a Jelly Baby in it and a Jelly bean and collide them... Just to see what would happen.

(I have an urge to be silly sorry)

Poo in it.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Well, seeing as it uses a form of magnetic power, I'd create a metal container and see what happens to various objects at light speeds.

Maybe if I can get it fast enough I can make things younger by sending them back in time..

 

[TheTygerfire]

Smash 10,000 kittens together to create: HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY.

XD Your words look like they've been in the collider.

 

[Halfbreed13]

I would end the world. Duh.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Make Barbie and Ken smash into each other at high speeds.

 

[TheLastCylon]

I'd have absolutely no idea how to use it. So I would just make the whole complex into my house and invite the ladies over with the pick up line "Hey girls, wanna check out my Large Hadron Collider?"

Actually that would be pretty pathetic.

 

[Wadders]

Uncover a secret Papal plot and make the sky above the Vatican explode.

Don't tell Dan Brown about that, he'll write a novel based on it, and more innocent trees will have to be felled to enable the printing of his drivel...

EDIT: I'd collide an ostrich, an elephant and a baby, so that the resulting abomination of nature could do battle with Man-bear-pig.

 

[LackingSaint]

A cockroach in one end me in the other, so that way I can survive nuclear winter.

I see no other outcome of splicing my genes with a cockroaches.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Smash 10,000 kittens together to create: HYPER SCIENCE! KITTY.

XD Your words look like they've been in the collider.

How so?

 

[hopeneverdies]

I would replace part of it with glass and stick lights in there to make an awesome laser show.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I'd put it in my doom fortress, and threaten to destroy the world if they didn't follow my demands. *Batman villain theme*

 

[JimbobDa3rd]

Um it does one thing, and thats smash atoms...so that.

your point is a good one, but I have to be annoying and point out that its not made to smash atoms, thats a nuclear reactor, this is made to smash the things atoms are made of to see what it is, i.e. what is a gluton, what makes up a proton ect.

 

[El Poncho]

Smash millions of skittles together so we can see the rainbow! maybe diamonds together?