What would you imagine Video game characters saying if they played their own games?

[SUPA FRANKY]

( Chell playing portal)

Chell:*Turns of console* WHERE IS YOUR CAKE NOW!!???

(Chris playing the original Resident Evil)

Chris: Am I really that slow!?*Begins to run around*Dammit!

(Yuri playing Shadow Hearts 1)

Yuri: I paid $40 dollars for this? Wait a minute...did I just insult myself?


I think you all can go from there

 

[keybird]

(Dante playing Dante's Inferno)

Dante: BEATRESSSSSSSS

In case you don't get the refrence [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SY2kbD6VY4]

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Gordon freeman playing Halflife

"..."
*sniff*
"..."

 

[internetzealot1]

Link: "Shut the fuck up, Navi!

 

[Insanum]

The Chief - Halo 2:

Game: "Sir, Finishing this fight!"
chief: WTF?!? *flings controller*

 

[Snotnarok]

John Shepard: Man, I make a good lookin' lady don't you think Wrex?
Wrex: ..Shepard.

 

[SantoUno]

Condemned - Ethan: "What the fuck why do I move so slow!? Awww what the fuck I wouldn't have let that douche take my gun and run away and frame me thereby forcing me to play through the entire game!"

 

[LitigationJackson]

*any random colonial marine playing the AVP demo*

Aw hell i didnt know it was THAT easy! ima go sign up right now!

 

[TelHybrid]

Hehe they'd be playing with themselves.

OT:

Barret: This controller is damn hard to use with a gun for an arm!

 

[Sir Kemper]

Scout:

"Oh Hey, YOU SUCK"

so pretty much the useuall.

Also:

Heavy:

"Iz good day to haff giant thumbz!"

 

[Blade Chunk]

Tomb raider 1 Laura Croft "Ok I had to stare at my ass this entire time. Do my shorts make it look that big?"

By Angel of Darkness "Those aren't mine. Wow when I did I get them? So fake. Just thinking about them back my back hurt. And geez haven't they figured out how to make the camera move off my gams so I can make one f***ing jump and see where I am going?"

 

[Dorian6]

Lara Croft would shoot the console in it's face

Duke Nukem would just start touching himself

 

[Irridium]

Cortez playing Future Perfect.

Game: "Its time to split!"

Cortez: Ugh, did I really say that? Goddamnit.

 

[Raiha]

kratos (ToS) playing god of war
"oh my god he is not going to stop killing me once he finds out we have the same name. oh god....OH GOD....OH GOD WHAT IS HE DOING TO THAT GORGON!?!?!? YOU HAVE TO HIDE ME!!!

kratos (GoW) playing tales of symphonia
"this insect has the same name as me? oh the things i am going to do to him once i find him"

i got a little confused and made them play the wrong game. i didn't think that ToS kratos had that much blood in his body.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Daxter wouldn't be able to stop looking at how sexy he is, and Jak wouls just be thinking about his badassitude.

 

[HTID Raver]

gordon playing half life:


"........................."

 

[Vrex360]

The Arbiter playing Halo 2:
"Why do we spend so much time in the perspective of the humans? Can we get back to me at some point?"

Marcus Fenix playing Gears 2:
"Ugh, I can't believe how fat this armor makes me look."

 

[zehydra]

seriously? That's not how it is at all.

 

[vasudean]

Link: Why aren't I talking?

 

[Levitas1234]

Hehe they'd be playing with themselves.

OT:

Barret: This controller is damn hard to use with a gun for an arm!

I just don't know what to say to this... I think WIN! is the appropriate response.