What would your Ban Weapon be?

[effilctar]

So the gods of bandom have stepped down from their thrones consisting of the skulls of a thousand trolls, and have bestowed upon you the gift of the mods along with the right to your very own Weapon of Legend to aid you against the tide of trolls. What would your weapon be, and what would it look like. Give as much detail as possible.

EDIT: I like the idea of holding up some mystical magic two-hander high above my head and destroying waves of trolls, but I'd go with a rapier so I could slice a frowny face with Escapist e's for eyes into their shirt.

 

[Omikron009]

It would look like a gravity hammer crossed with a crowbar crossed with a fire axe. And it would be adorned with feathers and shrunken heads.

 

[Normalgamer]

I would have a ban Kanye West, every time someone posts something that should get them banned, it would be cut in half and Kanye West would type the rest, and then promptly ban them. I like this idea.

 

[scorch 13]

ban nuke

 

[skitzo van]

The Ban whistle, looks like a rape whistle, but bans trolls.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ban-Chainsaw. I'd be the psycho mod going around the forum with hockey mask as my avatar and brutally banning any trolls I'd find Texas Chainsaw Massacre style.

 

[internetzealot1]

Master Sword. Ban their asses all the way to the sacred realm.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

A ban shovel. Solid gold, adorned with jewels in the shape of a frowny face on the shovel head. And as I pounce upon my victim I shout, "Dig this shit!"
Yeah. Hell yeah.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I'd have a ban-amulet.

Hold it in my hands, point it at someone, say "you're banned" (in latin, because that's awesome) and then they're banned by a red beam of light, because that is also awesome.

 

[RelexCryo]

Ban House Locator. I ban their account while finding out where they live, so I can go to their house and prevent them from terrorizing other forums. Ever again.

 

[effilctar]

I would have a ban Kanye West, every time someone posts something that should get them banned, it would be cut in half and Kanye West would type the rest, and then promptly ban them. I like this idea.

"Yo troll, I'm gonna let you finish, but 1-1-2010 had one of the greatest troll waves of all time!"

ban nuke

Surely used for multiple trolls?

 

[KefZ_X]

I need no weapon I would do this

 

[hectorrouge]

A fucking Pokeball, Just imagine; walking through the street and banning you're nemesis with a tiny concealable childrens toy.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I need no weapon I would do this

Bandoken!

Sweet.

 

[FranzTyphid]

ban-mind bullet?

 

[IxionIndustries]

Ban shoes. They have stilettos in the front, so when I see a troll or something, I pop that blade out, and kick that fucker right in the genitalia!
Cookie for reference.

 

[Balaxe]

Cross-Ban (Ban-Cross-Bow)

 

[A random person]

A ban rifle with a hammer for the handle, I'd snipe trolls from afar and then hit their corpses with the hammer part of the rifle, preferably while wearing a badass longcoat. It would also come with several firing modes, different types of ammo, and many aiming and viewing devices, since I just love having those things when sniping.