What would your dream weapon be?

[run_forrest_run]

If you could invent a weapon what would it be. Mines would be a mini-gun shaped like one of the petronas towers in Kaula Lumpur with a grip shaped like a fire extinguisher (I thought that scene In Irreversible was awesome), a jelly bean dispenser and a clip sticking out the side shaped like an opened Toblerone. The skin would be checkered red, black and white with red being the dominant colour and it would shoot thunder breathing Forrest Gumps. Yeh......I put some thought into that. Now you do the same. What's your dream weapon?

 

[orangebandguy]

A minigun that shoots lasers and I'd encorporate a flamethrower and a missile launcher in there somewhere.

 

[Jark212]

Staff of awesome, channels my awesome into the staff to be used for magic...

I'd be a god...

 

[Disaster Button]

My dream weapon would be to have telekinesis.

Or a Warp Spider gun. Tell me this isn't awesome, it also shoots spider web lightning.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

The Wabbajack

I could completely destroy by shooting a few pedestrians every now and again.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

A time-stopping device.

Dirty tactics.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

John Woo handgun; an m9 with an underbarrel dove launcher.

 

[Fidelias]

A cross-breed of a sword and nuke launcer. That regenerates ammo and gives me the power to re-animate the dead. And makes me immortal.

 

[God's Clown]

Death's Scythe. Ya know, the whole rend your soul dealio. Would be fun times.

 

[The Blue Mongoose]

Beartrap Gun - This is a gun that shoots beartraps. Yes. You're screwed.

 

[azncutthroat]

A crowbar, gilded in gold and with extra barbs for satisfaction.

 

[Nodalor]

Chuck Norris' fists. No contest.

 

[kjh242]

A tank with a rail gun that shoots mini nukes, and has a grav-gun thing on the front like the one that the walker from district 9 had. spiked treads, a harpoon gun that was electrified, and the ability to call in orbital laser strikes.

 

[slopeslider]

A rail gun sniper rifle. No more compensating for bullet drop and flight time.
I pull the trigger, .5 seconds later it's a mile away.

 

[rockingnic]

Chuck Norris' fists. No contest.

You forgot about the fist in his beard, it's more powerful for the sacrifice for his chin.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

... persistent laser handgun that does not require ammo, only cool down, also it can be flipped into something resembling a laser sword. That is all

 

[jh322]

Plain and simple: a throwing knife that can hit and instantly kill any target, anywhere, line of sight or not, and instantly return to my hand.

Or a gunblade. Gunblades are awesome.

 

[Toasty Virus]

A chaingun with lightsabres attached to the end, so when I fire the lightsabres spin, allowing me to shoot and cut my foe's into tiny little pieces.