What would your title be?

[Mavinchious Maximus]

Alright you get to choose one title that everyone in the world has to legally say before your name. What would your title be?

Mine would be The Grand-duke, Lord Mavinchious Maximus.

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

The Big Dick Robot no.Whatever the hell numbers I typed here

 

[Archedgar]

Master of Blades.

 

[FrostyChick]

I rather like my current title. Miss.
Although I would settle for Lady, given the choice.

 

[x EvilErmine x]

I've always been partial to 'Lord' my self.

 

[Maeta]

I kinda like the simplicity of 'The Proffessor'... especially at the poker tables... i feel that too many words diminish the effect such as in Red Dwarf:
Rear Admiral Lieutenant Rimmer
and my brother used to send me birthday cards with stuff like that on it, as well as Commander in chief of the entire universe... ah I miss the power I had back then...

 

[Malgan]

People would have to call me "Sir Glorious Mustache" even though I don't have a mustache.
The world would tremble at my feet!

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

Hrmmmmm...either Baron or Count or Grand Marshal.

Grand Marshal....MMmmmmmm

 

[UltraDeth]

Emperor, of course

 

[Rawne1980]

Ahhh, titles.

I think i'd go for 'here have my wallet and my bank card pin'.

People walk up to you in the street

"Hello, here have my wallet and bank card pin Adam"

Thankyou very muchly, I don't mind if I do.

 

[staika]

Lord glowy eyes, Makes me feel important and powerful!

 

[Brandon237]

"Lord" has that appeal to it, that simplistic, yet powerful word would be a good one.
"Supreme" woks too.

 

[LeKiller]

Jack of All Trades

 

[Blow_Pop]

Master...actually Mistress since I am female.....

 

[Macgyvercas]

Master of Blades.

What, you mean this guy?

Oh, wait, that's the LORD of Blades. And yes, I think that pic is from 4e, but the point still stands.

OT: I would want to be refered to Supreme Lord Drakelius, and if I'm allowed a suffix, Master of the Eternal Void (which is what my Doom Fortress would be named if I had one).

*If I ever become an evil overlord, I am legally changing my name to Drakelius, simply because it sounds SOOOO much cooler than Hank.

 

[Mischa87]

I don't know about everyone calling me it, but my close friends have dubbed me "Professional saucy wench" or PSW, which often gets confused with Professional Sex Worker.