What wouldn't you do to your avatar?

[DEATHROAD]

I see alot of threads entitled "Would you *Blank* your avatar" so i thought its time to flip it around, what is the one thing, above all else, you wouldn't do to your avatar?

Me: Give him ammo (This ***** is crazy)

 

[Ladette]

Take advantage of her.

 

[Marter]

There are a lot of things I wouldn't do--most of them involve harm in some way or another.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Wrong him. I don't want to carry the fucker around.

I predict many a confused readers...

 

[smearyllama]

Take away his basic human rights- Coffee and Pie. Everything else is negotiable depending on whether he's possessed by a demon or not.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

taste him
fight him
sneak up on him (that's his only weakness)
etc. and other bad things

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Provoke her wrath, if she has it.

EDIT: Make light of Endless Eight.

 

[Naheal]

Anything beyond casual conversation and treating her as a friend would result in getting myself killed by her family.

Attempting to attack her would result in picking up my teeth after I got my ass kicked by her... then her friends and family. But, it's cool. Given the history of her friends and family, I would be a friend soon afterward. I would have no choice in the matter.

 

[neoontime]

Say he's not sexy. I've seen so many have those last words.

 

[DasDestroyer]

I wouldn't do anything to it besides upload it as my avatar, really.

 

[Ophi]

I wouldn't dare to get within a fifty mile radius of him if I could help it.

If I were forced to interact with him in some way, I would be extra careful to avoid insulting his friends.

Because I sort of like living.

 

[enzilewulf]

I wouldn't forget to congratulate him for punching Shin, who acts like a annoying kid.

 

[Hulten]

Fantasize about sexual things I would do to it, attach human emotion to it, and invite it to party's.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Take his glasses. Then he couldn't see.

 

[Ravison]

Anything at all that would make him angry. *cringes*

 

[The Night Shade]

Provoke him never ever

 

[Blemontea]

Put them near a fire, there is a double meaning to that one.

 

[Sneeze]

Buy him some Batarian Ale, that would just rile him.

 

[RollingThunder]

Give him an easy case and client.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Give him booze of any type.