What Yahtzee will hate in: Mass Effect 2

[Doug]

So...Yahtzee pretty much told us what he was going to review this week in his Borderlands review: Mass Effect 2. And because he's Yahtzee, he's not willing/allowed/won't mention what he likes, so lets take a guess at what he'll hate.

Who wants to take the first stab and see if their right this Wednesday?

 

[Kollega]

Oh, he's so gonna hate the mining minigame. That i can promise. On PC, it's capral tunnel syndrome-inducing.

 

[Julianking93]

Yahtzee hates basically everything, so this is a pretty safe bet.

 

[Crimson_Dragoon]

Starts with an "S" and rhymes with "Canning."

 

[syndicated44]

I dont know he will probably say its good if you like that sort of thing. I am sure he will do what he always does point out whats wrong with it and make a few funny jokes. Perhaps the universe saving Titty will make another appereance.

 

[mr.aravaro]

I don't think he will like Bioshock 2.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

He's gonna hate Dante's Inferno, Final Fantasy 13.

He's gonna LIKE Bad Company 2.

 

[Doug]

Starts with an "S" and rhymes with "Canning."

True. And that at least is one thing I will agree with him on.

 

[Sethzard]

Check his twitter, that will tell you what he will review, and it's a better game and so he will probably say that.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

Hating Mass Effect 2?

Not a difficult target to be honest. It isn't the worst game ever, but it is pretty average from what I have experienced.

 

[oppp7]

He'll probably say it was too wordy and the gameplay was meh but overall an average game.
Bioshock he will say it's not as good as the original and then bash multiplayer more.
Dante's Inferno will be a God of War ripoff.

 

[Jaranja]

Starts with an "S" and rhymes with "Canning."

Serumfadanning?

Anyway, he'll dislike the amount of weapons.

 

[Jaranja]

He'll probably say it was too wordy and the gameplay was meh but overall an average game.
Bioshock he will say it's not as good as the original and then bash multiplayer more.
Dante's Inferno will be a God of War ripoff.

How would he bash multiplayer if he doesn't play it?

 

[Jaranja]

He's gonna hate Dante's Inferno, Final Fantasy 13.

He's gonna LIKE Bad Company 2.

I doubt he'll like BC2, he probably won't even review FFXIII. I hope he doesn't.

 

[Jestere]

he doesn't hate portal booyeah!

 

[oppp7]

He'll probably say it was too wordy and the gameplay was meh but overall an average game.
Bioshock he will say it's not as good as the original and then bash multiplayer more.
Dante's Inferno will be a God of War ripoff.

How would he bash multiplayer if he doesn't play it?

He's done it before. Why not again?
Edit: Also, in keeping with tradition, he won't review BFBC2.

 

[Doug]

So...Yahtzee pretty much told us what he was going to review this week in his Borderlands review: Mass Effect 2. And because he's Yahtzee, he's not willing/allowed/won't mention what he likes, so lets take a guess at what he'll hate.

Who wants to take the first stab and see if their right this Wednesday?

They made it less RPG-y and more shooter-y, he should love it.

Even if he does love it, he'll still have to talk about what he hates. Because people ***** at him if he ever dares to like, or dare I say, love a game.

 

[reg42]

Scanning. That's all I can think of right now.

 

[Marsell]

If he ever reviews it,
he will either hate disgaea 2 DHD for the sheer amount of grind in it,
or he will love it for the sheer amount of things to do.