What's the best age and way to die?

[heyheysg]

If you could choose or at least plan for it.

Like lying down on top of Everest when you're 55.
Or jumping off the Effiel Tower dressed as Batman

Personally, I don't like getting old, being sick at 25 already sucks balls, being sick at 55 is going to be horrible

 

[Omikron009]

I think age 80 is fine, or later if you still have your health and mind. Dying in one's sleep is a nice idea, as long as you aren't dreaming at the time. But there's always the part of me that wants to blow myself up in public dressed up as santa.

 

[Jedamethis]

When you can't do things for yourself, and dying in your sleep, or falling from an incredible height.

 

[Banana Pancake]

Dieing just before existing begins to be to much pain to handle or before you lose your mind.

 

[Leon's Hell]

Like lying down on top of Everest when you're 55.
Or jumping off the Effiel Tower dressed as Batman

I would do something like this but it would be at 50 and having Batman throw me from a monument like the Eiffel Tower after I have set up a plan to turn all of the worlds gold into sugar and having genetically modified ants march on Fort Knox. Why are you people looking at me like that?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Whatever age I will be on June 22, 2083.
I won't be precise about my age, but whatever age I am then...
and death by disembowelment.
I will become a [deity]!

 

[HeySeansOnline]

When your life is no longer fullfilling to you, when you have seen all you need, done all you need, when you can look back and smile, be happy, and have those who love you, then at that point, you should be able to go, go when your life was lived to the fullest, and you brought as much joy as possible to those you love. Oh and In any way that grants you peace and causes you no pain, that's why I believe we should be abl eto check out whenever we want at places like hospitals or similar buildings, where it would be painless, not long and sick, and painful.

 

[The Cheezy One]

i want to die at 63, passing on peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather
not screaming in terror like his passengers

EDIT: i understand that this may be offensive to anyone who has lost someone in a car/bus crash, so i will remove it on request. however please understand it is just a joke

 

[Julianking93]

I dont know what age (around 90?) but I'd like to die while having sex.

Think about it. Having an orgasm so intense at that age it kills you.

Awesome.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I dont know what age (around 90?) but I'd like to die while having sex.

Think about it. Having an orgasm so intense at that age it kills you.

Awesome.

But imagine the people that would have to drag your corpse away O_O

 

[Julianking93]

I dont know what age (around 90?) but I'd like to die while having sex.

Think about it. Having an orgasm so intense at that age it kills you.

Awesome.

But imagine the people that would have to drag your corpse away O_O

That's the best part

 

[FungTheDestroy]

Age: 60, but that's pushing it.

Way: In a peaceful protest against human injustice, adding to a death count that would surely show how corrupt and cruel the current government is. That's the most useful way to die, as I see it.

 

[Juven Ignus]

Dying at 0 while choking on your umbilical cord.
(Yep, I made a dead baby joke.)

 

[Naheal]

i want to die at 63, passing on peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather
not screaming in terror like his passengers

EDIT: i understand that this may be offensive to anyone who has lost someone in a car/bus crash, so i will remove it on request. however please understand it is just a joke

I am offended at your disclaimer. Please remove it at once.

Anywho, haven't given it much thought.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I dont know what age (around 90?) but I'd like to die while having sex.

Think about it. Having an orgasm so intense at that age it kills you.

Awesome.

... I hope I don't live at the same retirement home as you when I am 80...

 

[aPod]

Obviously it would be death by snoo snoo.

 

[Eleuthera]

I always said I'd die at 30, I'm two years overdue...

The other option: Follow in my great-grandfather's steps, grow old healthy enough to dance at your 100th birthday and die in your sleep at 101.