What's the funniest question you've seen on a test?

[Nannernade]

I was taking a test the other day and came across a question and it said and I quote. "Draw a pictogram warning people of falling hammers." So it got me thinking what is the funniest question you've seen on a test?

It doesn't have to have been seen in school it could have been seen in a game... or a magazine... or school or anything else you could think of. =P

Ha ha new thing, about that question I listed, some people in my class misread the question and instead of putting hammers they drew hamsters. XD

 

[Yoshemo]

"draw me a smily face to win the game"

my algebra 2 teacher is fun

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood" was on the woodshop exam the year the class was going to be cancled. And I got it wrong for saying "It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

 

[Nannernade]

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Ha ha love it. XD

 

[blackfrancis567]

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Funniest thing I've seen all day

OT: The profiling thing at the start of the new Silent Hill the question have you ever cheated on a partner I think it's funny because it'l make no change to gameplay as far as I see what can they do have the nurses screaming at you with the whole "I gave you the best years of my life" business

 

[B0BX]

Name at least eight of the nine members of the Fellowship of the Ring, not inherently funny, but funny because it was the final question on my final in AP chemistry.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I got geometry questions that said "find X." I circled the X on the problems, and got 100%.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

We were having a test on Canada and my teacher put a question like "The greatest rock band of all time comes from Canada. Which band is this?" and it only had one answer that said "Rush". The funnier part was that about five different people came up to him during the test saying "Uhh... number 27 only has one answer. Was that a typo?" because they didn't get the joke at all.

 

[Nannernade]

Ha ha, pretty good joke. =P

 

[azncutthroat]

Seriously though, my favorite is from the G.O.A.T. in Fallout 3:

Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

1 Bullet to the brain.
2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent.
3 Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser.

 

[badgersprite]

In a physics exam I got, there was this really weird question which came across as unintentionally racist, but I think the funniest thing was the answer from this guy in my class. It was something like this:

"The Chinese are launching a space program with the goal of getting to the moon by 2012. These 'Taikonauts' are experimenting with single stage rockets. Why won't the Chinese make it to the Moon?"

Predictably, a guy in my class wrote, "Because they're Asian."

He got zero marks for it, and he had to talk to the teacher after class.

 

[TaborMallory]

"Which group of people are most at risk of getting AIDS?", and a line to write any answer.

It was the only test question in the world where I was able to get full credit for writing "Porn stars, gay guys, and really horny couples."

We were having a test on Canada and my teacher put a question like "The greatest rock band of all time comes from Canada. Which band is this?" and it only had one answer that said "Rush". The funnier part was that about five different people came up to him during the test saying "Uhh... number 27 only has one answer. Was that a typo?" because they didn't get the joke at all.

That teacher is almost as cool as Mr. Raedeke, my previous computer teacher; he played the music video to Dio's Holy Diver in class during a lecture about the 80's.

 

[cah318ery7]

We were having a test on Canada and my teacher put a question like "The greatest rock band of all time comes from Canada. Which band is this?" and it only had one answer that said "Rush". The funnier part was that about five different people came up to him during the test saying "Uhh... number 27 only has one answer. Was that a typo?" because they didn't get the joke at all.

Your teacher is the most amazing person since sliced bread. What class was this for?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Your teacher is the most amazing person since sliced bread. What class was this for?

He was my history teacher.

 

[azncutthroat]

In a physics exam I got, there was this really weird question which came across as unintentionally racist, but I think the funniest thing was the answer from this guy in my class. It was something like this:

"The Chinese are launching a space program with the goal of getting to the moon by 2012. These 'Taikonauts' are experimenting with single stage rockets. Why won't the Chinese make it to the Moon?"

Predictably, a guy in my class wrote, "Because they're Asian."

He got zero marks for it, and he had to talk to the teacher after class.

Replace Chinese with North Koreans and it might have been correct. XD

 

[A random person]

I never had any funny questions that I recall, but having a passage about modern Japan on a standardized test can be quite amusing if you're at all familiar with Japanese pop culture.

 

[badgersprite]

In a physics exam I got, there was this really weird question which came across as unintentionally racist, but I think the funniest thing was the answer from this guy in my class. It was something like this:

"The Chinese are launching a space program with the goal of getting to the moon by 2012. These 'Taikonauts' are experimenting with single stage rockets. Why won't the Chinese make it to the Moon?"

Predictably, a guy in my class wrote, "Because they're Asian."

He got zero marks for it, and he had to talk to the teacher after class.

Replace Chinese with North Koreans and it might have been correct. XD

The funniest thing is that he is Asian. I don't know why he got in trouble for it. XD

 

[quiet_samurai]

In college I had a teacher that was obsessed with Bill Murray. On every test he would ask one Bill Murray question, and it wasn't extra credit... it actually counted against you if you got it wrong. Some of them were actually really hard, I got a couple wrong. The best was people that didn't really know abything about Bill Murray would never get %100 score. This angered some students.

 

[azncutthroat]

In a physics exam I got, there was this really weird question which came across as unintentionally racist, but I think the funniest thing was the answer from this guy in my class. It was something like this:

"The Chinese are launching a space program with the goal of getting to the moon by 2012. These 'Taikonauts' are experimenting with single stage rockets. Why won't the Chinese make it to the Moon?"

Predictably, a guy in my class wrote, "Because they're Asian."

He got zero marks for it, and he had to talk to the teacher after class.

Replace Chinese with North Koreans and it might have been correct. XD

The funniest thing is that he is Asian. I don't know why he got in trouble for it. XD

Lulz.