What's the most annoying ringtone?

[Harkonn3n]

It's pretty much all in the title.

The best I've had is Navi with its constant "Hey! Listen!"
On repeat.
For 5 minutes straight.

-shudder-

That sound has officially become the song playing in the elevators of my own personal hell.

So any suggestions for a new annoying ringtone for me?
Or care to discuss your experiences with annoying ringtones you have come across?

 

[reecenolan]

That bloody Nokia one that always come bog standard it bugs me to no end

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

Crazy. Fucking. Frog!

Thankfully hardly anyone has it anymore

 

[ms_sunlight]

Novelty ringtones are only ever funny once. I'm kind of glad that the novelty ringtone / Jamster thing has mostly died out. Nearly everyone I know now just has music.

My other half has Gene Hunt from Life on Mars / Ashes to Ashes as a message alert. That's pretty bloody irritating.

 

[Jazoni89]

Crazy. Fucking. Frog!

Thankfully hardly anyone has it anymore

God Dammit ninja'd.

That was fucking annoying five years ago, and it still is.

 

[Watchmacallit]

Hey Courtland, Hey Courtland, Hey Courtland...It continues. When you think its finished it does an extra one just to piss you off the little bit more.

Courtland, my brother's name and the recording was done by one of his friends. He's had it for years and its so fucking annoying.

 

[Ren3004]

Crazy. Fucking. Frog!

Thankfully hardly anyone has it anymore

I second this. Not to mention I had to put up with that fucking amphibian on music channels... The guy who came up with it should have an mp3 playing it implanted in his brain. On an infinite loop.

 

[JediMB]

"Hey, pick up! Someone's calling! Come on and pick up! Hey!" etc.

Annoying as fuck, and of course my father had the "good" taste to use a ringtone like that at one point.

 

[zombiekiller1907]

I wonder if you made this after watching LRR?

 

[Layz92]

Anything from the radio's "top 20" list. Seriously 99.9% of pop music is terrible and it getting done to death on TV, Radio, people's loud MP3 players before it even touches your ringtone slot makes it all the worse. If one more person's phone rings with that "I'll catch a grenade for ya" song I am gonna snap.

 

[CFriis87]

The ones that go off in movie theaters and other places they shouldn't, unless it's in class at a school... the my mirth and schadenfreude knows no bounds as the offending phone is taken away from it's owner.
Thankfully novelty ringtones are pretty much dead, sadly however... novelty apps have taken over the spot... as a brony I can love and tolerate a lot of shit... but observing people pretend their smartphone is a glass of beer for ten friggin minutes each time they meet someone they haven't introduced to this miracle of modern electronics, or use it as an eletronic whoopee cushion... that just gets on my nerves.