Whats the most idiotic thing you've ever done?

[Drasur]

So whats the most idiotic thing you've ever done I would have to say getting up on stage and dancing in front of a **** load of people, I havnt heard the last of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87d-9TPR9c .<

 

[D_987]

Signing up for this forum was pretty stupid - I don't want to think about how many hours I have spent wasting my time on this site...

EDIT : Don't worry OP, your not alone - I too have tried to dance on a stage without knowing the actions and made myself look like a complete idiot...

 

[freakaknight]

Not let go of a rope swing that went over water and was attached to a tree...Freak goes up...Freak comes back..Freak does a reverse 'George of the jungle', fecks up his back and falls into the water...

Fucking helarious watching the recording lols

That and semi incidentally put a large safety pin straight into my arm ^o) xDD

 

[Sewblon]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

 

[wewontdie11]

So whats the most idiotic thing you've ever done I would have to say getting up on stage and dancing in front of a **** load of people, I havnt heard the last of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r87d-9TPR9c .<

Please I do that every Saturday night! Well except this one because I'm laid up with a twisted ankle... but most Saturday nights! I was ballroom dancing with my mate on Thursday night to Psychosocial by Slipknot, around a packed club dancefloor. Now that is stupid. But very funny.

 

[New Troll]

Married my ex-wife.

 

[Pandalisk]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

I've kneed myself in the face once.. but how did you kick yourself with your shoe into your crotch?

 

[NeedAUserName]

Kicking myself in the crotch.

I've kneed myself in the face once.. but how did you kick yourself with your shoe into your crotch?

Same, and I was going to ask that too...

 

[neuromasser]

I've kneed myself in the face once..

When I was 9 I kneed myself after jumping off the locker, and it was right in the middle of a shout, so part of my tongue was cut

 

[chief_ben]

either accidentally hitting myself in the face with a tennis racket, one of those old school acrylic ones u get in primary school, and breaking my tooth.....or getting drunk and falling off a railway platform and onto the track and messing up my nose... i will let you decide!!

 

[jobobob]

I touched a pan after somone was done frying with it.

 

[antipunt]

I split my head open once...because I jumped so high my head hit the ceiling >_>

 

[Nmil-ek]

Dislocated my neck bowling, yes bowling.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Ran to an enemy medic for a heal as heavy in TF2

 

[Quassimodo]

Telling my oldest friend i love her... while she only see us as non related cousins.

by far the most stupid thing i have done so far

followed by driving down a car onto a beach and get stuck in the sand taking 3 hours to get free

 

[Leorex]

i once bet 1000 dollars on a horse. it won, but still the dumbest thing i ever did.
the odds where 8.66.

 

[NeedAUserName]

I split my head open once...because I jumped so high my head hit the ceiling >_>

Best I have is jumping out of a bouncy castle, and mid jump lying horizontally in the air, spinning. Hit someone in the face as they were climbing on. Guy must have had a big mouth, got my head cracked open, hitting him in the teeth (Just to clarify, I hit him while in the air, I didn't head butt him after landing). Not too pleasant.

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

Shooting my friends copy of The Scarlet Letter with his Dad's .45. It was an accident, I speak the truth.