What's the most stupid thing you've ever said?

[Manic Overkill]

I had had a really stressful day and I said to my friend,
"It be must that time of mounth again." He burst out laughing.

What I meant was it must be that time of the mounth when everything just gets too much and I just want to go home and sleep (does anyone else get those days?). I'm a guy so I was REALLY embarrassed (if you guessed what my friend thought I meant um... period), especially when he told everyone else we met that day.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

"Yes, Of course"

 

[Rigs83]

Once at work I banged into a co-worker as she was trying to get by me and I apologized and said "I'm like a china in a bull shop" when I realized what I said we had a good laugh.

 

[Oopsie]

I stood in line in the supermarket one day like a good working drone when someone tapped my shoulder and asked if he could pass by. I had consumed several bottles of wine the night prior and thus was grumpy and in return told him to fuck off. When I casually glanced back I saw the red-hot face of an police officer with some guy they just arrested for shoplifting so I just grinned a bit. And I let him pass.

Pansy ass I know but I'm not taking a beating for that kind of stuff.

 

[fletch_talon]

The Question: What is the female version of a Bachelor?
The Answer: A spinster
What I yelled out in the middle of class: A virgin

 

[Mardy]

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

But then again, I didn't say it the first time.

 

[robinkom]

When two of my friends forced me to watch the Lord of the Rings movies against my will, I went about "riffing" the movies in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K). At the upward-panning wide angle shot of the muddy village that the hobbits go to and meet Strider, I attempted to make a joke with the implication that said village looked like it was erected in shit, made with shit, and was full of shitty actors.

"Poop town made of poopy!" is what came out of my mouth.

It reached my intended point but in the style of a kindergartner.

That was about 3 years ago and they still don't let me live it down. Of course, even I laugh at it now, hehe.

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

"HORSE MANURE"
Neat kid-friendly version of bullshit.

 

[Blank Verse]

"I do."

 

[The_Night_Walker]

I Am The Bamboozaler

 

[Bibliomancer]

I'm signing up for THIS class, sounds like an easy A.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I'll do it "Later". Repeatedly.

 

[OtherAlex]

See my post on the ontological existence of the cake in reference Portal. Some people take things far, far to seriously.

 

[lava_lamp]

"I do."

that sir is funny as hell

 

[Christemo]

I'll do it "Later". Repeatedly.

are you me?

 

[Cowabungaa]

"Yes" or "I'll do it later" and "Yea yea I'm starting right now!". Ofcourse it never happens, I'm the Procrastinator! *waves his cape and runs off*

 

[Ricky 49]

"world of warcraft...pfff that will never catch on"

 

[chimmers]

When two of my friends forced me to watch the Lord of the Rings movies against my will, I went about "riffing" the movies in the style of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K). At the upward-panning wide angle shot of the muddy village that the hobbits go to and meet Strider, I attempted to make a joke with the implication that said village looked like it was erected in shit, made with shit, and was full of shitty actors.

"Poop town made of poopy!" is what came out of my mouth.

It reached my intended point but in the style of a kindergartner.

That was about 3 years ago and they still don't let me live it down. Of course, even I laugh at it now, hehe.

This seems to have tickled me something awful, as I have been giggling for a few minutes now and can't eat my chocolate.
Thanks

 

[ae86gamer]

"I love you too."-Dumb.