What's the wierdest dream you've Ever had?
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One dream that's vivid in my head is one in which I walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge door, climbed in, sat down, and examined the peas for around 10 minutes, giggling at the ingredients. I then got back out, and my mother was angry at me for disturbing the postman next door.
Epic.
Epic.
Ya gotta lay off the mushrooms, man. They- WHOA! HOLY SHIT, I'M GETTING BIGGER!!
*Har har, Super Mario joke*
Anyway, my dreams regularly distort reality to a point where it's hard to tell whether they're real or not. Of course, it comes to be a dead giveaway when the mall you're standing in becomes a living evil house and that you and your brother are traversing it with the help of a werewolf abomination with a strange double-mouth. I'm a fairly lucid dreamer, but even I can't predict the effects of the dream where I wake up, eat breakfast, and go do some task under repeated sessions, realizing that I'm deja vu-ing myself and realizing that I'm kind of stuck (because I'm willing myself to be awake in dream only, and not following through in reality). So, I go blow up stuff in Doom with my literal hand-gun.
*Har har, Super Mario joke*
Anyway, my dreams regularly distort reality to a point where it's hard to tell whether they're real or not. Of course, it comes to be a dead giveaway when the mall you're standing in becomes a living evil house and that you and your brother are traversing it with the help of a werewolf abomination with a strange double-mouth. I'm a fairly lucid dreamer, but even I can't predict the effects of the dream where I wake up, eat breakfast, and go do some task under repeated sessions, realizing that I'm deja vu-ing myself and realizing that I'm kind of stuck (because I'm willing myself to be awake in dream only, and not following through in reality). So, I go blow up stuff in Doom with my literal hand-gun.
I had a pretty messed up dream last night -
I was standing at my door overlooking my driveway, at night. There were these freaky shadowy wolf-monster things standing in the driveway. And then a car was coming, and I thought it was my family, and I was scared that they'd be attacked by the monsters if they got out.
But it was a van that just ran over the monsters as it pulled in the driveway, and then all these random teenaged boys came out brandishing baseball bats. I grabbed my own bat and starting yelling, very angrily and swearing, at them to leave. For some reason they were scared of just me and my single bat, so they fled, but one of them threw a baseball at me as they were driving away.
I was standing at my door overlooking my driveway, at night. There were these freaky shadowy wolf-monster things standing in the driveway. And then a car was coming, and I thought it was my family, and I was scared that they'd be attacked by the monsters if they got out.
But it was a van that just ran over the monsters as it pulled in the driveway, and then all these random teenaged boys came out brandishing baseball bats. I grabbed my own bat and starting yelling, very angrily and swearing, at them to leave. For some reason they were scared of just me and my single bat, so they fled, but one of them threw a baseball at me as they were driving away.
Something about starting a nuclear war with Tango bottles on a podium in Costa Del Sol in space.
And potions?
I wrote it down the second I woke up, because it made me incredibly happy.
And potions?
I wrote it down the second I woke up, because it made me incredibly happy.
I dreamt that I was playing in a band, only my instrument was a skull with just the brain left.
We whete playing in a house without walls and there was a war going on between the other bands. I didnt see any other bands I just knew that I hated them. I think our music was pretty cool.
We whete playing in a house without walls and there was a war going on between the other bands. I didnt see any other bands I just knew that I hated them. I think our music was pretty cool.
the other night i dreamed that i was a were-terminator, stalking my friends and family by the light of the post-apocalyptic moon, and worried that i might sometime get too stoned to realize that i was in terminator form when showing up to dinner....
that one was a bit of a doozey...
that one was a bit of a doozey...
I had my brains eaten by cockoroaches and ants and I could STILL see and feel them nibbling on it.
So wierd..
So wierd..
1st place
I dreamt I was in a labyrinth of alleyways and every place I turned there was Oompa Loompa's (Spelling?) firing at me with shotguns. Seriously, I was so freaked out the following morning.
2nd place
Barney, Elmo and the Cookie Monster were all playing basketball, it ended abruptly while the Cookie Monster was dribling the ball.
These both went on in my warped mind during night night.
I dreamt I was in a labyrinth of alleyways and every place I turned there was Oompa Loompa's (Spelling?) firing at me with shotguns. Seriously, I was so freaked out the following morning.
2nd place
Barney, Elmo and the Cookie Monster were all playing basketball, it ended abruptly while the Cookie Monster was dribling the ball.
These both went on in my warped mind during night night.
Must of been strange when you next saw herXPelargos said:
That must of been so epic.Bowstring said:
Lately, I've had a recurring dream where my ex is chasing me around a house full of people, trying to utterly destroy me with a super-soaker. Not content with toying with my fragile emotions and destroying my ego, she has now invaded my dreams on her quest to cause me as much anguish as inhumanly possible.
after alot of beer i had a dream about having to get a minator horn to kill..something no idea what... something big maybie..for apparent reason i wouldn't mind but we wernt talking about minitors or anything that could be linked to it befor but i was pritty wasted that night... oh well just means im crazyer than i thought =P
I had a stupidly vivid dream about flirting with this insanely hot foreign girl. I would up nearly cried, it felt so real. I could smell her perfume and everything, her voice was fresh in my memory. It was wierd, because it was so real.
OH! I just remembered a dream I had last night too. It's a long one and I don't entirely remember everything but bear with me.
The way it started, I believe I entered in some kinda fighting tournament and the winning team would get five million yen. (Yes, Japanese related dream and you'll see why) I remembered signing some papers, possibly the admission form, and turning them in. Then I woke up and found myself staring at the 8AM on my alarm. Deciding it was too early, I fall back asleep again.
I do, and amazingly my dream gets kinda switched around and I find myself standing above a canyon full of water and its really deep. I also found myself hanging out with a bunch of dinosaurs that I recalled were the same ones from ?Land Before Time? ( It was the first movie. I was watching it a couple of days ago for that nostalgia.). For some reason one of the smaller dinosaurs had gotten frozen and was thrown into the canyon where it would sink and drown.
So me and all of the dinosaurs (including the ones I was sure that couldn't swim) jumped into the canyon to save the frozen lizard. For some reason I get the idea that this whole thing is just a distraction to keep me out of the fighting tournament. Once the thought passed through, the other dinosaurs were told to turn back, because they couldn't handle the water pressure below.
Me and another one (I forget what it was called, but I think it looked a lot like the Loch Ness monster) kept swimming to the bottom, passing by ruined buildings and flashing neon signs that should've been destroyed from the said pressure, but whatever. Finally, after swimming to the bottom, I find the frozen dinosaur stuck inside of a giant bathtub drain. Accepting it as normal, I noticed that the dinosaur had been mostly unfrozen and was now stuck inside of a ice bubble, which was slowly filling with water.
Grabbing it and pulling the dinosaur out, me and the whale (The hell?) Swam back up to the surface and released the dinosaur from its prison. Not sure what happened at this point, whether I woke up or not, I can't tell. But I remembered no one giving me any thanks for my rescue and whatnot and I soon found myself back on dry land, in the middle of the forest.
I remember I was in a fighting tournament now and I had to travel somewhere to reach my goal. Like I said before, this was a team effort and guess who the hell was my team mate for this run? Not sure how many of you there are that are into Martial arts manga or anime, but if anyone knows or has at least seen ?Baki-Son of the Ogre? Or ?Grappler Baki?.
Then you realize how freaking lucky I was to be teamed up with Hanma Yujiro.
Anyways, while walking down the forest path, we encounter two other teams fighting each other. One of them was a big muscular guy with an ax that was bigger than my entire body length. (Six foot) and a couple of minions at his side.
The opponent was some guy who looked eerily similar to Yujiro but with blue hair and a similar build. His partner was some long blond hair guy that was around my height and spartan style clothing. Anyways, the guy with the Ax says a few things before lashing out with his giant Ax, trying to slice apart the Yujiro look-a-like, only to have his weapon blocked with a simple pick-ax that you would see mountain climbers use.
Then the guy made some kinda correct estimate about the big guys height and weight before finishing him with a well placed kick to the stomach.
I think I woke up at this part too, because when my eyes opened up I suddenly found myself in the middle of a brawl, fighting against the blond guy, while Yujiro was handling his counter part. I felt pretty confident in our victory, considering it was motherf**king YUJIRO.
So I get a little cocky and jump around the blond guys attack, grinning in excitement, while kissing Yujiros ass with compliments. (Can't blame me. Five million yen is pretty good in American dollars.) I think I got into a grapple with him before I finally overpowered the bastard and won.
Then just for laughs, (Strange sense of humor) I dressed up like the blond kid and and dressed him up as me. I had also tied him up and proceeded to sit on him, while watching Yujiro tackle his opponent into a steel wall. I smiled and waved at him in amusement, he seemed to get the weird joke and just grinned back. ?Very funny kid!? Was the only thing he said to me before I woke again with my cat urging me to get some water into his food bowl.
After that little wake up call, I found myself back in dream land and still stuck in the fighting tournament.
This time though, the tournament had taken a drastic...change.
Instead of fighting people in hand to hand combat, I was forced to fight them with. . .drawings? Yujiro had disappeared as well as everyone I knew. I wasn't sure what was going on at this point. I was just watching some noticeable cartoon characters drawing up some pictures before I got tapped on the shoulder and found myself staring at Bad Bird from ?Samurai Pizza Cats? in case none of you knew.
?Here, you got five minutes to finish.? Was all he said before he walked off. The last thing I remembered was planning to draw a spiked turtle shell as team logo before I realized someone next to me was already doing one.
There went my five million yen. . .and what little of my sanity I had left.
I guess it was longer than it was weird, but I thought I'd share it for this particular thread. Sorry for all the text and the improper grammar.
Cartoons rot your mind kids. Remember that. >.<
The way it started, I believe I entered in some kinda fighting tournament and the winning team would get five million yen. (Yes, Japanese related dream and you'll see why) I remembered signing some papers, possibly the admission form, and turning them in. Then I woke up and found myself staring at the 8AM on my alarm. Deciding it was too early, I fall back asleep again.
I do, and amazingly my dream gets kinda switched around and I find myself standing above a canyon full of water and its really deep. I also found myself hanging out with a bunch of dinosaurs that I recalled were the same ones from ?Land Before Time? ( It was the first movie. I was watching it a couple of days ago for that nostalgia.). For some reason one of the smaller dinosaurs had gotten frozen and was thrown into the canyon where it would sink and drown.
So me and all of the dinosaurs (including the ones I was sure that couldn't swim) jumped into the canyon to save the frozen lizard. For some reason I get the idea that this whole thing is just a distraction to keep me out of the fighting tournament. Once the thought passed through, the other dinosaurs were told to turn back, because they couldn't handle the water pressure below.
Me and another one (I forget what it was called, but I think it looked a lot like the Loch Ness monster) kept swimming to the bottom, passing by ruined buildings and flashing neon signs that should've been destroyed from the said pressure, but whatever. Finally, after swimming to the bottom, I find the frozen dinosaur stuck inside of a giant bathtub drain. Accepting it as normal, I noticed that the dinosaur had been mostly unfrozen and was now stuck inside of a ice bubble, which was slowly filling with water.
Grabbing it and pulling the dinosaur out, me and the whale (The hell?) Swam back up to the surface and released the dinosaur from its prison. Not sure what happened at this point, whether I woke up or not, I can't tell. But I remembered no one giving me any thanks for my rescue and whatnot and I soon found myself back on dry land, in the middle of the forest.
I remember I was in a fighting tournament now and I had to travel somewhere to reach my goal. Like I said before, this was a team effort and guess who the hell was my team mate for this run? Not sure how many of you there are that are into Martial arts manga or anime, but if anyone knows or has at least seen ?Baki-Son of the Ogre? Or ?Grappler Baki?.
Then you realize how freaking lucky I was to be teamed up with Hanma Yujiro.
Anyways, while walking down the forest path, we encounter two other teams fighting each other. One of them was a big muscular guy with an ax that was bigger than my entire body length. (Six foot) and a couple of minions at his side.
The opponent was some guy who looked eerily similar to Yujiro but with blue hair and a similar build. His partner was some long blond hair guy that was around my height and spartan style clothing. Anyways, the guy with the Ax says a few things before lashing out with his giant Ax, trying to slice apart the Yujiro look-a-like, only to have his weapon blocked with a simple pick-ax that you would see mountain climbers use.
Then the guy made some kinda correct estimate about the big guys height and weight before finishing him with a well placed kick to the stomach.
I think I woke up at this part too, because when my eyes opened up I suddenly found myself in the middle of a brawl, fighting against the blond guy, while Yujiro was handling his counter part. I felt pretty confident in our victory, considering it was motherf**king YUJIRO.
So I get a little cocky and jump around the blond guys attack, grinning in excitement, while kissing Yujiros ass with compliments. (Can't blame me. Five million yen is pretty good in American dollars.) I think I got into a grapple with him before I finally overpowered the bastard and won.
Then just for laughs, (Strange sense of humor) I dressed up like the blond kid and and dressed him up as me. I had also tied him up and proceeded to sit on him, while watching Yujiro tackle his opponent into a steel wall. I smiled and waved at him in amusement, he seemed to get the weird joke and just grinned back. ?Very funny kid!? Was the only thing he said to me before I woke again with my cat urging me to get some water into his food bowl.
After that little wake up call, I found myself back in dream land and still stuck in the fighting tournament.
This time though, the tournament had taken a drastic...change.
Instead of fighting people in hand to hand combat, I was forced to fight them with. . .drawings? Yujiro had disappeared as well as everyone I knew. I wasn't sure what was going on at this point. I was just watching some noticeable cartoon characters drawing up some pictures before I got tapped on the shoulder and found myself staring at Bad Bird from ?Samurai Pizza Cats? in case none of you knew.
?Here, you got five minutes to finish.? Was all he said before he walked off. The last thing I remembered was planning to draw a spiked turtle shell as team logo before I realized someone next to me was already doing one.
There went my five million yen. . .and what little of my sanity I had left.
I guess it was longer than it was weird, but I thought I'd share it for this particular thread. Sorry for all the text and the improper grammar.
Cartoons rot your mind kids. Remember that. >.<
This is why I hate dreaming. Whenever I do dream It's always fucked up.
I just had a really weird dream today. I won't say the whole dream but this was the weirdest part. A giant yellow chicken emerged from the ground. Then, a bigger purple chicken emerged from the ground, catching the yellow chicken in it's beak. Then an entire chicken chain began to form of big various colored chicken catching the chicken above them in it's beak. Finally, a colossal red chicken emerged and caught the entire chicken tower in it's beak. It then ate the chickens and flew into a city. Old ladies then began to worship the giant chicken along with Humpty Dumpty. They then wrapped them selves in newspaper and fed themselves to the chicken. This all happened while classic Opera music was playing.
I just had a really weird dream today. I won't say the whole dream but this was the weirdest part. A giant yellow chicken emerged from the ground. Then, a bigger purple chicken emerged from the ground, catching the yellow chicken in it's beak. Then an entire chicken chain began to form of big various colored chicken catching the chicken above them in it's beak. Finally, a colossal red chicken emerged and caught the entire chicken tower in it's beak. It then ate the chickens and flew into a city. Old ladies then began to worship the giant chicken along with Humpty Dumpty. They then wrapped them selves in newspaper and fed themselves to the chicken. This all happened while classic Opera music was playing.