What's up, Nutella?

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Mau95

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So what's up with all the Nutella jokes anyway? It's not that funny or special.
Or superspecialawesome. It's just chocolate.

Am I imagining all this?
 

DoPo

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What Nutella jokes?

I seriously haven't seen any. Which isn't saying anything when I think about it, but I would still like clarification.
 

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DoPo said:
What Nutella jokes?
If I eat Nutella I die... wait that's not a joke!

Seriously i havn't heard a single joke about the chocolate nut spread
 

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Nutella has become somewhat of a meme, a lot of the jokes revolve around how awesome it is. I tried it once, it's not that awesome. It's just average.
 

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Kenbo Slice said:
Nutella has become somewhat of a meme, a lot of the jokes revolve around how awesome it is. I tried it once, it's not that awesome. It's just average.
It's not average, it is awesome. Well, somewhat expensive, perhaps, or at least you can buy other similarly awesome chocolate spreads for less money. But by definition, it is above average. Unless you're not a fan of chocolate, I suppose.
 

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DoPo said:
Kenbo Slice said:
Nutella has become somewhat of a meme, a lot of the jokes revolve around how awesome it is. I tried it once, it's not that awesome. It's just average.
It's not average, it is awesome. Well, somewhat expensive, perhaps, or at least you can buy other similarly awesome chocolate spreads for less money. But by definition, it is above average. Unless you're not a fan of chocolate, I suppose.
I love chocolate and I still think it's average. But to each their own.
 

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Kenbo Slice said:
DoPo said:
Kenbo Slice said:
Nutella has become somewhat of a meme, a lot of the jokes revolve around how awesome it is. I tried it once, it's not that awesome. It's just average.
It's not average, it is awesome. Well, somewhat expensive, perhaps, or at least you can buy other similarly awesome chocolate spreads for less money. But by definition, it is above average. Unless you're not a fan of chocolate, I suppose.
I love chocolate and I still think it's average. But to each their own.
Traitor. Everybody knows that all chocolate is good no matter what. You are probably one of those "healthy food" people under disguise. You will not make us eat your "salads" and "vegetables" by badmouthing chocolate.

Chocolate can only be "good" and above. That's how God created it. But then He saw that as a flaw, because he had made humans capable of tasting "bad" and "average" stuff, too. So, instead of letting that go to waste, he created healthy food. God was a bit of a jerk in that regard.

Now stop spewing blasphemies.
 

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I don't think I've heard any Nutella jokes, what are you talking about Mr. Mau95, I think it's in your head, you must be crazy.
 

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Loop Stricken said:
What Nutella jokes?

Anoni Mus said:
9GAG.

Just sayan.
Okay... what the hell is 9GAG?!
It's a humour website (a la Funnyjunk and those sorts of places), although judging by what I've read elsewhere the view on them is that they (the 9gag-ers) believe they created all the memes when they do not.

OT: Nutella isn't bad but I preferred this stuff a lot more (I say preferred because I can't find it any more)



That stuff was properly amazing.
 

omega 616

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They aren't really jokes, it's just an agreement on it's "awesome".

I have had it and it's ok but nothing special.

DoPo said:
Kenbo Slice said:
DoPo said:
Kenbo Slice said:
Nutella has become somewhat of a meme, a lot of the jokes revolve around how awesome it is. I tried it once, it's not that awesome. It's just average.
It's not average, it is awesome. Well, somewhat expensive, perhaps, or at least you can buy other similarly awesome chocolate spreads for less money. But by definition, it is above average. Unless you're not a fan of chocolate, I suppose.
I love chocolate and I still think it's average. But to each their own.
Traitor. Everybody knows that all chocolate is good no matter what. You are probably one of those "healthy food" people under disguise. You will not make us eat your "salads" and "vegetables" by badmouthing chocolate.

Chocolate can only be "good" and above. That's how God created it. But then He saw that as a flaw, because he had made humans capable of tasting "bad" and "average" stuff, too. So, instead of letting that go to waste, he created healthy food. God was a bit of a jerk in that regard.

Now stop spewing blasphemies.
It's not just chocolate, it's got hazelnut's in it as well.
 

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omega 616 said:
They aren't really jokes, it's just an agreement on it's "awesome".

I have had it and it's ok but nothing special.

DoPo said:
Kenbo Slice said:
DoPo said:
Kenbo Slice said:
Nutella has become somewhat of a meme, a lot of the jokes revolve around how awesome it is. I tried it once, it's not that awesome. It's just average.
It's not average, it is awesome. Well, somewhat expensive, perhaps, or at least you can buy other similarly awesome chocolate spreads for less money. But by definition, it is above average. Unless you're not a fan of chocolate, I suppose.
I love chocolate and I still think it's average. But to each their own.
Traitor. Everybody knows that all chocolate is good no matter what. You are probably one of those "healthy food" people under disguise. You will not make us eat your "salads" and "vegetables" by badmouthing chocolate.

Chocolate can only be "good" and above. That's how God created it. But then He saw that as a flaw, because he had made humans capable of tasting "bad" and "average" stuff, too. So, instead of letting that go to waste, he created healthy food. God was a bit of a jerk in that regard.

Now stop spewing blasphemies.
It's not just chocolate, it's got hazelnut's in it as well.
It's actually mostly hazelnut, so it'd be more accurate to say, "It's not just hazelnut, it's got chocolate in it as well."

I fucking love Nutella. I didn't know that was a meme or anything; in fact, most people I tell them about it don't know what it is. For the longest time (until recently, actually) I kind of assumed it was a Utah thing, like Tucanos and fry sauce.
 

Svana

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Aren't the Nutella jokes only on 9gag or something?

Oh well, I still do love nutella. I'm gonna go have some right now.
 

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DAMN YOU ALL I've been clean fopr 6 months but now all this praise for brown gold is bringing back the old withdrawals soon as I finish posting I'm running to the shops grabbing a Jar and then I'll probably spend most of the morning locked in my room with it and a tablespoon
 

dvd_72

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Now don't get me wrong, Nutella is amazing. I love the stuff to death.

But you know what's truly godly? Speculoos spread. Nothing I have ever tasted has surpassed speculoos spread :p
 

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DoPo said:
Kenbo Slice said:
Nutella has become somewhat of a meme, a lot of the jokes revolve around how awesome it is. I tried it once, it's not that awesome. It's just average.
It's not average, it is awesome. Well, somewhat expensive, perhaps, or at least you can buy other similarly awesome chocolate spreads for less money. But by definition, it is above average. Unless you're not a fan of chocolate, I suppose.
I hate it. But then, I'm not a fan of nuttiness in general.

Cadbury's chocolate spread is the shizz, man!