What's your favorite Strategy Game Unit quote? :)

[Eifla]

In other words, which unit's dialogue and speech do you like? Which sends shivers down your spine, or birth's dread in your heart, or simply makes you lulz?

Mine would have to be Dark Crusade's Grey Knights, there is nothing more inspiring and uplifting than hearing them cry: "THIS IS THE JUDGMENT OF THE RIGHTEOUS! SCUM!" as they charge into battle, bolters blazing.

Or perhaps the Volskgrandiers from Company Of Heroes, the tired, battle weary cynicism and irritation of the squad leader, never failing to make me giggle.

"Yeah, when it's clicking like that.....You Have To Re-load".

"Volskgranadiers assembled..... For what its worth...."

And who could forget Rome:Total War's ridiculous:

"TRIARIIIII!"

So Escapees, tell me, what's your favorite quote?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Anything the Orks say in DoW1 is hilarious.

Though it's only just occurred to me why the English ships respond with 'Make it so!' when you give them orders (in E:TW & N:TW). *facepalm*

 

[Instant K4rma]

"In the rear with the gear."

Those nutty SCVs.

 

[Communist partisan]

Anything by the Volskgrendaniers from CoH.

 

[darthotaku]

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword.

If someone could oblige with the image that goes with this joke I'd be greatful

 

[Dags90]

"*ringing* For the last time, I'm a Dreadlord, not a druglord."

and

"If I have wings, why am I always walking?"

Both are from the Dreadlord in w3.

 

[DefunctTheory]

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[ZtH]

"STRIKE!" as said by the Advent in Sins of a Solar Empire. I think it was the Radiator Class Battleship that says this. The reason I like it is because when I hear it I can imagine the vengeful voices of a horde of telepaths crying out in unison for blood. It's creepy.

 

[Agayek]

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword.

If someone could oblige with the image that goes with this joke I'd be greatful

Edit: My favorite unit quote is probably from Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War.

"Umm Boss? We'z gettin' all shot up!"

Just the tone and accent used to say it cracks me up. I have no idea why really, aside from the innate awesome that is da Orkz.

 

[Kikyoo]

"I think a certain finesse is called for here... RAAAAGGGGGLLLLLLLAAAAAA!" - Pitlord Warcraft 3

 

[The Floating Nose]

TODOOOOOOOOO !!! (Age of Empire 2)

 

[Mr. Simpleton]

Me not that kind of Orc.

EPIC!!!!

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

"Has anyone seen the Sarge?" Empire Total War
It's a lot better when the Sergeant just took a cannonball to the chest.

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Warcraft 3: the orc peons...

*clcik* "stop poking! leave me alone!"
*click* "me not that kind of orc!"
*click* "stop touching me! well, that was ok..."

lol

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

[HEADING=2]Goliath Online[/HEADING]

"I am wretched"
"But I am strong!"
"I am the future"
"I am Zerg!"

 

[gigastar]

Command and Conquer Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge:
-V3 missile laucher: 'Sending air mail'
Where 'air mail' is a rocket that is as big as its launcher platform.

C&C 3: Kanes Wrath:
-The MARV: 'Bigger IS better'

Spoiler: And how!

 

[adrian_exec]

I always liked the Dryan quotes from Warcraft 3. They're hilarious.

 

[Terminal Blue]

"Can I have some new shoes!"

The GLA workers in C&C generals. Heck, anything in C&C generals is comedy gold. Casual racism for the win!

http://youtu.be/kIbvESqMjYI

Also.

'Guess 'oo captured the victory base! S'me!"

I love that guy, he sounds so happy.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Warhammer: Battle March.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"