What's your favourite in game advice?

[iebilish]

As the subject says what is your favourite peace of in game advice. By this I mean something like 'It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This' from the first Legend of Zelda. So people of the Escapist what is yours?

 

[triggrhappy94]

Hmmm not something I normally pay attention to, but this thread seems interesting.
I'll think of something and come back later.

"beepbeebeepbeepbeepbeeepbeepbeep[your health is low]beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep"

 

[OutcastBOS]

YOUR HEALTH IS LOW!
Grr... as if I didn't know...

 

[Javarock]

Don't get shot.

 

[VincentR]

"Don't sweat the details, little monkey, just eliminate his troopers. Leave the strategizing to those of us with planet-sized brains." -Tycho, Artificial Intelligence onboard the U.E.S.C. Marathon.

 

[DJDarque]

"Do a barrel roll" and "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this." are my favorites. I can't really think of any others.

 

[WhiteShadow2401]

"Always remember to reload your weapon"... Sure, why not? Sounds like a good (and obvious) idea.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

YOUR HEALTH IS LOW!
Grr... as if I didn't know...

Actually as annoying as that was, it was kinda helpful as often times, not just in Fable, but in many similar games, I'd find I'd get carried away and not notice that my health is getting low and then I'd die and wonder WTF just happened.

EDIT: Oh and OT: "It's a secret to everybody."

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Whenever I got stuck on Portal 2 I remembered the Portal 2 website name. "Think with Portals". It solves everything!

 

[Laser Priest]

Remember to reload, Dr. Freeman!

Reload, Dr. Freeman!

Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!

 

[mireko]

"Rend! Slaughter! Devour your enemies!" from DDS.

Completely sound advice, as it's the fastest way to upgrade your skills.

 

[OutcastBOS]

YOUR HEALTH IS LOW!
Grr... as if I didn't know...

Actually as annoying as that was, it was kinda helpful as often times, not just in Fable, but in many similar games, I'd find I'd get carried away and not notice that my health is getting low and then I'd die and wonder WTF just happened.

EDIT: Oh and OT: "It's a secret to everybody."

Ah, good point. I guess I never thought of that as it was screamed at me. XD

 

[Discord]

It has to be in Call of Duty: Black OPS When I first Played as OP40 for the first time and the game said...

Stay Focused, Stay Alive

I mean honestly I don't know if it's a real quote or not, but that can be applied to pretty much anywhere in life. Before School, Before you Workout, Before you eat dinner, Before going out on a date.

 

[Ghaleon640]

Yellow Wizard needs food badly! -Gauntlet legends

Captain! You're at 25% power! Stop sucking! -Comic Jumper

 

[godofslack]

Click the Lightwell! /Don't stand in the fire!

It's funny because no one in PuGs still does it.

 

[iebilish]

Captain! You're at 25% power! Stop sucking! -Comic Jumper

Is that an really a quote. Because if it is it rocks.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Remember to reload, Dr. Freeman!

Reload, Dr. Freeman!

Don't forget to reload, Dr. Freeman!

Oh god, such little faith they have in a theoretical physicist that blew hundreds of trained soldiers and then some to pieces....

As for me, in Alan Wake, I think the way the voice I'll call "Mr Tutorial" to avoid spoilers said "Here, take the gun" was hilariously sadistic and brutal considering how he speaks the rest of the time.

 

[StellarViking]

"Don't jump, you'll just hurt yourself! Use the ladder!"
"Shoot them with your rifle!"

Both from Iron Storm.

Also, this is the third time "glinsti" has been in a captcha for me, anyone know what the crap it means?