Funky dance music. Playing from gigantic speakers situated all around the funeral home. Lining the walls, outside the windows, you name it; we'll put a speaker in it. I'll force the guests to all carry iPods (multiple ones) just to cram as many speakers in as possible. We'll architecturally modify the building to incorporate more speakers into its very structure. We'll even have a few put in the casket. It'll be empty anyway, seeing as I plan to dispose of my body by strapping it to a missile and launching it at a randomly selected nuclear power.