Whats your porn star name

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

For anyone that doesnt know how this works, take your middle name, then your first pets name and BAM instant porn star name

Im james sadie, which is a sucky name to be honest but l blame my parents

 

[CoziestPigeon]

John Barney. Lame. Wish I named my first dog something like BONERLY

 

[Compatriot Block]

Ray Spike. Not bad, not bad.

(Woops, edit because it was Spike the hamster.)

 

[mtk2a]

Todd Jack

You know, it kind of works.

 

[hero in flames]

Aaron Rattus...its horrible

 

[Evilmonkeysniper0182]

Todd Jack

You know, it kind of works.

todd jacks would have bee cooler though, but at the same time slightly gay

 

[tijuanatim]

William Naz.

I had always heard it was your first pet's name and the street you grew up on.
Which would be Naz Franklin.

 

[kommando367]

James Midnight

 

[Erana]

LaRose AngelLace.
Smexy.

Too bad for yall that I have one of the least active sex drives on the planet.

 

[mtk2a]

Todd Jack

You know, it kind of works.

todd jacks would have bee cooler though, but at the same time slightly gay

Gay porn is still porn I guess. Luckily the cat's name was Jack and not Jacks.

 

[twistedshadows]

Ann Diamond... Diamond would work, but Ann is kind of a crappy name for a porn star.

 

[ExodusinFlames]

If is that game, then its Albert Mostlymittens (sister named the cat). But in reality its "Peter Thrustwood"

 

[Mstrswrd]

I have 4 cats, 2 cats who are dead from old age (which lead my mom and Step-father to getting the next 4), and a now deceased (again, old-age) hamster. Which do I choose?

Living Cats: JB, Whiskey, Grandpa, and Lou.
Dead Cats: Blackie and Bootsie.
Hamster: Little Guy.

No, I didn't name any of these (except Little Guy).

Edit: My question was answered. Supposed to be first pet. Can't use Blackie, since I'm really, really white (used to be tan-ish, 'cause of my partially Greek Heritage, but it went away when I was about 13-14). Then, well, sorry, I'm not using Bootsie.

I'll use Whiskey. Now, my middle name is Constantinos, which can be shortened to either Costa, or translated to Gus.

Sigh... Costa Whiskey.

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Fox Billie.
Hell yeah, but Billie Fox would be mucch better.

 

[mtk2a]

Daniel Shadow

Shadow's coming baby.

In more ways than one.

Aaaaw yeeeeeah.

You already have your catchphrase!

 

[Xelt]

Jack Buster.

Not that good really.

 

[tijuanatim]

Ann Diamond... Diamond would work, but Ann is kind of a crappy name for a porn star.

Just make it Anna and you have a winner. Seriously I'd trademark that before someone else has a chance.