whats your zombie plan
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Go to Alaska Plan:
1. They have no body heat, they'd freeze.
2. The zombies that don't like Sarah Palin would stay away.
3. The state is full of hunters, therefore, there are tons of guns
The only problem:
ITS FUCKIN' COLD!
1. They have no body heat, they'd freeze.
2. The zombies that don't like Sarah Palin would stay away.
3. The state is full of hunters, therefore, there are tons of guns
The only problem:
ITS FUCKIN' COLD!
I'll have the zombies read every last "what's your zombie plan" thread on the Internet. By the time they're finished with that, they'll all have decayed to nothing and I'll be busy sipping iced tea on the shores of Costa Rica.
[small]Seriously, there's eleven billion of these threads.[/small]
[small]Seriously, there's eleven billion of these threads.[/small]
just live on with my actual life
lock myself inside my house's basement and hit some games
see, the zombies are pretty much walking decomposing corpses, give them a week or two and the, uh, "rot gas" will fill them enough to start randomly blowing up
lock myself inside my house's basement and hit some games
see, the zombies are pretty much walking decomposing corpses, give them a week or two and the, uh, "rot gas" will fill them enough to start randomly blowing up
Shore up the downstairs windows with barricades, use our attic room (with windows) as our new In and out with a rope ladder leading into our back yard (has nice high walls, hard for zombies to get over). Go to local gunshop, get guns, gunpowder, a loading unit and melt down unnecessary metals/scrap metal we bring back, turn them into bullets, raid the several dozen large supermarkets nearby for more food and supplies, kill anyone who doesn't try to shoot me first but still has a gun, :3 more for me, eh?
Alright here is my plan
1.Grab all the meat I can find
2.Throw it outside so the zombies will be distracted
3.Grab weapons from my neighbors house since the zombies will be distracted and my neighbor has a ton of guns and shit
4.Find survivors and blast some zombies along the way
5.Grab as much food as I can
6.Get back to my house
7.Destroy the stairs
8.If house is blocked off by zombies, fight with survivors
9.If its hopeless, I will sacrifice myself so everyone else can survive
10.If we can destroy the stairs than just chill out and shoot zombies for fun
11.If I sacrifice myself than make sure before I do I would have to say*guys before I die I want to let you know that dont shoot me when I die. Just chain me up to a chair and give me a game controller, you know like in Shaun Of The Dead*.
Yeah thats my plan.
1.Grab all the meat I can find
2.Throw it outside so the zombies will be distracted
3.Grab weapons from my neighbors house since the zombies will be distracted and my neighbor has a ton of guns and shit
4.Find survivors and blast some zombies along the way
5.Grab as much food as I can
6.Get back to my house
7.Destroy the stairs
8.If house is blocked off by zombies, fight with survivors
9.If its hopeless, I will sacrifice myself so everyone else can survive
10.If we can destroy the stairs than just chill out and shoot zombies for fun
11.If I sacrifice myself than make sure before I do I would have to say*guys before I die I want to let you know that dont shoot me when I die. Just chain me up to a chair and give me a game controller, you know like in Shaun Of The Dead*.
Yeah thats my plan.
since i go to school by lake erie my plan is a bit different
1. check police sation for wep/live cops
2. raid cafeteria for edible food like substances
3. get in boat and sail out into the middle of lake erie
4. laugh at zomibes who can't get at me (they can't float or swim)
5. raid Canada for additional suplies.
1. check police sation for wep/live cops
2. raid cafeteria for edible food like substances
3. get in boat and sail out into the middle of lake erie
4. laugh at zomibes who can't get at me (they can't float or swim)
5. raid Canada for additional suplies.
There's a National Guard station about five miles from my house. They have a tank out front. I'd swing by there to see if the place is manned yet/still, and if the tank is present and gassed up, hopefully they're not too hard to figure out how to drive if you're not that concerned about running stuff over.
However I get there, my destination is Walgreens. It's got high windows, just the one door to worry about, internal roof access, and enough food, medicine, and diversions to get me through the initial chaos, at least. The longer-term plan would be to find an abandoned ranch out in Texas hill country with good visibility, sturdy fences, and good soil.
However I get there, my destination is Walgreens. It's got high windows, just the one door to worry about, internal roof access, and enough food, medicine, and diversions to get me through the initial chaos, at least. The longer-term plan would be to find an abandoned ranch out in Texas hill country with good visibility, sturdy fences, and good soil.
I'd lock my doors and then search for and print off every "Zombie apocalypse thread" on the Escapist.
By the time they'd finished printing, most of the zombies would have decomposed and I'd be able to bludgeon the stragglers with my giant 'Stack O' Zombie Threads'.
Ha! Who am I kidding? By that time I'd be too old and feeble to even lift ream of A4, let alone wield a giant stack of them, so I'd probably just unlock my door and welcome Death.
By the time they'd finished printing, most of the zombies would have decomposed and I'd be able to bludgeon the stragglers with my giant 'Stack O' Zombie Threads'.
Ha! Who am I kidding? By that time I'd be too old and feeble to even lift ream of A4, let alone wield a giant stack of them, so I'd probably just unlock my door and welcome Death.
Hahaha, I l laughed when I read this because that's exactly what I thought when I saw this thread. I clicked on it, and you were there with my plan. Also, I suggest everyone pick up the Zombie Survival Guide like OP obviously did. That eliminates the need for these threads.The Rogue Wolf said: