When Bored at Work...

[Fappy]

What do you do when you're bored at work? I usually browse this site if nothing's going on at work, but sometimes I am so bored that it's not enough. So I made this recently:

Spoiler

I know, I know, I am brilliant.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What do you do when you're bored at work? I usually browse this site if nothing's going on at work, but sometimes I am so bored that it's not enough. So I made this recently:

Spoiler

I know, I know, I am brilliant.

Love the fact you get paid to browse the Escapist

Gotta love office slavery.

 

[Fappy]

What do you do when you're bored at work? I usually browse this site if nothing's going on at work, but sometimes I am so bored that it's not enough. So I made this recently:

Spoiler

I know, I know, I am brilliant.

Love the fact you get paid to browse the Escapist

Gotta love office slavery.

Hey, I've been working my ass off all week until this morning! My god... this day has been so slow DX

Just... one... more... hour...

 

[Daystar Clarion]

What do you do when you're bored at work? I usually browse this site if nothing's going on at work, but sometimes I am so bored that it's not enough. So I made this recently:

Spoiler

I know, I know, I am brilliant.

Love the fact you get paid to browse the Escapist

Gotta love office slavery.

Hey, I've been working my ass off all week until this morning! My god... this day has been so slow DX

Just... one... more... hour...

Just one more hour of getting paid to talk to me

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

I think I should work at a sex hotline. I'd be pretty awesome at it I think.

You know I can deep-throat a banana? I'd be such a boon to the gay community had I been a homosexual.

This thread got weird fast >.>

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

I think I should work at a sex hotline. I'd be pretty awesome at it I think.

You know I can deep-throat a banana? I'd be such a boon to the gay community had I been a homosexual.

This thread got weird fast >.>

Hey, you didn't need my help, that was all you man.

You're messed up

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

I think I should work at a sex hotline. I'd be pretty awesome at it I think.

You know I can deep-throat a banana? I'd be such a boon to the gay community had I been a homosexual.

This thread got weird fast >.>

Hey, you didn't need my help, that was all you man.

You're messed up

It's this custom title. Ever since I became the Master of Magnet once more I have been saying all sorts of insane shit.

AND I AM YELLING A LOT MORE TOO FOR SOME REASON!

[sub][sub][sub]"I KILL YOU X-CHICKEN![/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

I think I should work at a sex hotline. I'd be pretty awesome at it I think.

You know I can deep-throat a banana? I'd be such a boon to the gay community had I been a homosexual.

This thread got weird fast >.>

Hey, you didn't need my help, that was all you man.

You're messed up

It's this custom title. Ever since I became the Master of Magnet once more I have been saying all sorts of insane shit.

AND I AM YELLING A LOT MORE TOO FOR SOME REASON!

[sub][sub][sub]"I KILL YOU X-CHICKEN![/sub][/sub][/sub]

Gotta love Deadpool's 4th wall breaking

So, to give this thread a semblance of being on topic, on average, how much of your day is spent doing actual work?

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Depends on the day XD

Monday and Tuesday of this week = 99%
Wednesday = 75%
Today = 10%

With the new position starting next week my average work per week will likely be far more consistent and substantial.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

-Snip-

Depends on the day XD

Monday and Tuesday of this week = 99%
Wednesday = 75%
Today = 10%

With the new position starting next week my average work per week will likely be far more consistent and substantial.

Better than my current percentages then

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Depends on the day XD

Monday and Tuesday of this week = 99%
Wednesday = 75%
Today = 10%

With the new position starting next week my average work per week will likely be far more consistent and substantial.

Better than my current percentages then

You could always just start mowing peoples lawns at random and then extort them for money.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Am I interrupting? :S


I have yet to find a job.

 

[Fappy]

Am I interrupting? :S


I have yet to find a job.

No, other people are welcome too. Daystar was just humoring me because no one wanted to contribute to my thread.

/cry

 

[yuval152]

When I'm bored at school I paint on the desk.

 

[ED-Tw0 ZeRo N9nE]

I found a dictionary printed in 1985 and after thumbing through it came to the realization that Websters was HARDCORE back in the 80's.






You wouldn't believe the words I found in there, it was almost like a slightly less insane urbandictionary.com

 

[Esotera]

Usually I just check bbc news and my non-work email. We're allowed to listen to music at work as well, and when there's a lot of downtime I can always read a book.

 

[Fappy]

I found a dictionary printed in 1985 and after thumbing through it came to the realization that Websters was HARDCORE back in the 80's.






You wouldn't believe the words I found in there, it was almost like a slightly less insane urbandictionary.com

Give us an example!

 

[ED-Tw0 ZeRo N9nE]

I found a dictionary printed in 1985 and after thumbing through it came to the realization that Websters was HARDCORE back in the 80's.






You wouldn't believe the words I found in there, it was almost like a slightly less insane urbandictionary.com

Give us an example!

Well, I'm not currently at work, so I can't thumb through it at the moment. But just to give you an idea of the types of things I found, Political Correctness wasn't exactly a "thing" yet at the time when it was printed. It's probably also not a good idea to post them anyway, I don't exactly want to suffer any overzealous Mod Wrath.

 

[IndomitableSam]

I'd say 40-50% of my day is spent working.

... What? I'm a government employee.

Also, just finished watching a Proquest teleconference/internet thing where I fell asleep.

Yup.

Well, sort of. My eyes would close, I'd fight to open them and lose, then a noise would make me jump and the cycle would continue. I was drinking coffee the whole time, too. Didn't help.

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

I do the same, I usually come here.

Like... right now, actually.

Captcha: what is for dinner

Taco night, woot!