Where do babies come from?

[C95J]

Hey guys, this thread is just for any REALLY stupid questions that you have asked or been asked in the past, try and post the stupidest question possible.

 

[delanofilms]

Why do you have long hair?
My hair's a little over 2 feet long and I get it constantly cause I'm a dude.

Although when I first saw the thread name I thought you were trolling. Haha!

 

[Devon Dent]

I work at a coffee shop, while sitting outside with all of our lights off, in my street clothing, sitting down smoking with my co-worker, a customer came and asked us if we were closed. At this point I would like to point out that right above my head there was a sign that read 'Closed'. To answer your question, babies come from Halo reach, and after they come home from grade 4 they go back to playing halo reach.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

After setting about 3 tables at a restaurant the other busboy (whose supposed to be training me) comes over and asks me if I knew how to set the tables.

 

[Limie]

"Who invented the egg?" I kid you not. Someone next to me in a a history class asked our teacher this.

 

[Sassafrass]

"Do you like olives?"

Asked by a Gamestation worker to my sister whilst trading in my old 360 after a repair so I can get money off to buy an Elite.
What a worthwhile question to ask, good sir.

 

[Mechsoap]

''why are you soooo big''

''shut up kid, im trying to ignore you...''

yeah i get that alot and its stupid, i even get if from same aged people

 

[Lullabye]

"what holds up the earth?"

 

[Lullabye]

''why are you soooo big''

''shut up kid, im trying to ignore you...''

yeah i get that alot and its stupid, i even get if from same aged people

um, maybe I just have a sick mind, but that sounded wrong. very very wrong.....

 

[Mechsoap]

''why are you soooo big''

''shut up kid, im trying to ignore you...''

yeah i get that alot and its stupid, i even get if from same aged people

um, maybe I just have a sick mind, but that sounded wrong. very very wrong.....

now you say it that way it sounds dirty.....

 

[vanthebaron]

"May I touch"

 

[cocoadog]

Hey, sup? Every freakin day.

 

[El Poncho]

Why do you blink all the time?

Oh I think it's highly fashionable and make sure I try to do it as much as possible, fucking cunts-.-

 

[Jedamethis]

Because us awesome ninjas stole it to buy non-shiny new weapons. Duh.

But seriously, it's probably: "Where's China?"

 

[Terminate421]

"How do you kill that which has no life?"

 

[Mr Pantomime]

"Wow, youre really tall. Whyre you so tall?"

Everytime I meet someone, Every. damn. time.
well not everytime, but a lot.

PLus, im not that tall. my neighbour is a good 4 inches taller than me, makes me feel small