Which celebrities are actually aliens who want to take over the world?

[SassyCarrot]

Dara O'Briain- Disportioned head.
Michael McIntyre- Voice and strange movements.
Jim Carrey- Body and Facial movements.
Rowan Atkinson- Never Ages.
Tom Hanks- Magic Hair.
James Dreyfus- Come on who acts like that.

 

[Vrex360]

Jackie Earle Haley, he's good at looking creepy, he's still awesome though.

Also, welcome to the Escapist.

 

[LaBambaMan]

Dr. Phil, without a doubt.

 

[Archer147]

ooh, so many to choose from!

i like robot chicken's take on it all, look it up.

but my own opinion? oprah.

someone tell me she's not trying to rule the world.

 

[Motiv_]

Brittany Spears.

'Nuff said.

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Lindsy Lohan

You can't be THAT bad at acting, without having some sort of purpose in mind... assimilation? We may never know.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Lily Cole - the model. Have you seen her?

 

[JRCB]

Steve Martin. He also never ages.

 

[Spacelord]

Oprah Winfrey. Soon she will rule it all.

 

[Vondrakenhof]

Tom Cruise. Definitely.

 

[El Poncho]

Frankie Boyle, he is a Dalek, once the hadron collider creates a black hole you will see!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

David Dickinson, Kilroy and a kids magician I can't remember the name of.
They're all orange.

 

[Dhell]

dennis rodman seen how random he looks :S

 

[HuCast]

Tom Cruise. He is already an operating Thetan, isnt he?

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Frankie Boyle, he is a Dalek, once the hadron collider creates a black hole you will see!

Noooooooooooooo! Not Russell! Let him live!

Also he's their creater.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

I don't know about any alien celebrities, perhaps the Octomom, but the mothership is DEFINITELY Rosie O'Donnell...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

George W. Bush didn't seem to age ... he always had that look of a happy 5 year old but, his plot to take over the world kinda ... failed.

Dane Cook: Another whose attempt failed ...

...

I take those two back ... I think if Dane and George are aliens, they come from a poor planet and moved to Earth and the U.S. to get some money

 

[TheThinker]

Well Michael Jackson pretty much admitted it by appearing as one in MIB 2, though I like to think that he is too obvious a choice.

Though it is possible that the years of earths foreign atmosphere took their toll on his alien body, causing premature death.

Or, there is that whole drug overdose and plastic surgery story if you want to believe that...

 

[Babypummeler]

Willaim Shatner, obvious. Leonard Nimoy. DeForest Kelley. James Doohan. Nichelle Nichols.
George Takei. Walter Koenig. Grace Whiteny. Patrick Stewart is their alien god.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Oprah. She studies human behavior. I say that we kill the spy before it's to late!