Which evil is YOUR evil?

[zombiejoe]

Ok, let's say that you gained some sort of evil power, or army, or giant robot unicorn women of death, and decide to take over the world. But how?

Would you be the horrible monster that wants nothing more then the destruction of humanity?
Would you be the tyrant who tortures people and turns them into slaves?
Would you be the the man in the shadows controlling things from the side lines?
Would you be the nice guy with a dark side, who gains peoples trust before using them?
Or would you be the simple lackey?


EXPLAIN WHY!

 

[Radeonx]

A mix of the first 4.
I'd control things from the sides, but I'd gain the trust of people, turn them into slaves, and use them to destroy humanity.

 

[Daveman]

Nearest thing up there is nice guy with a dark side.

In other words I reckon I'd make an epic serial killer. They'd NEVER find the bodies... or murder weapon... or even suspect me of any wrongdoing.

 

[ddon]

I would be in the shadows and play tricks with your mind. As I mentioned on another villian thread, I would be a bit like scarecrow from Batman.

 

[enzilewulf]

Would you be the the man in the shadows controlling things from the side lines? - this

I am the evil bastard in the corner with the fedora tipped over his face just to the point where you can't see my eyes. I watch the action unfold.

 

[Crimson King]

For old time's sake I would be the first, the monster who wants to destroy humanity for no reason other than I can...starting with you.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Would you be the nice guy with a dark side, who gains peoples trust before using them?

I'd do this, but become a politician, so that instead of small-time serial killing I could control the world (I'd be so nice that I'd destroy all borders through charismatic solutions making my nation the only nation).

 

[Jark212]

Shadow Man, I like being unseen and anonymous...

 

[Pegghead]

I would be the saturday morning cartoon type evil, like a cross between blue laser and krang.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

Shadows. I've always enjoyed being stealthy, and more importantly, I have a very dark sense of humor. Watching other people fuck up around me, by my doing, makes me happy.

 

[WorldCritic]

Shadows, because that's the most effective way.

 

[narutorules44]

i would torture people in 2 ways 1 i would make them do stupid stuff like dance for a year nonstop and 2 torture scientist into creating a real life gundam or something like that and just walk around and stomp on people who dont work for me or they work but they suck at their job

 

[Omikron009]

Probably a tyrant/shadows hybrid of some sort.

 

[ireskimo]

I dunno. My theory on evil is just do it. Just. You wanna stab someone, go for it. You wanna steal millions of pounds, why no. No one understands why you do it. You just do things that most people consider awful.

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Nice guy. I've always believed that there's no more malevolent an evil than the kind you would let babysit your kids only later to come home to find your entire house has been repainted red.

 

[snowman6251]

My evil power would be pyrokinesis so I'd just light shit on fire and they'd have no means of proving it was me despite my epic rampages.