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[HEADING=1]JoJo Proudly Presents:[/HEADING]
[HEADING=2]Which is the best UK county?[/HEADING]
Good evening my playthings. Inspired by our lord and saviour Barbas, I come before you today with a simple question. What is the best county of the United Kingdom? Answer carefully, for there are many pitfalls along the way. Urban or rural? North or south? England or the rest? The choice is yours.
My answer can only be Dorset, archaically known as Dorsetshire. The home of cider, cows and eh, Dorset knob biscuits, Dorset has some of the most beautiful countryside and coast in the country:
The Dorset independence movement may be some way behind it's Scottish counterpart but one day we still stand triumphant with our flags and eh, chickens, free of the yoke of grockle oppression.
Onward Dorsetshire!


The Dorset independence movement may be some way behind it's Scottish counterpart but one day we still stand triumphant with our flags and eh, chickens, free of the yoke of grockle oppression.

Onward Dorsetshire!
How about you Escapists?