Which Pokemon Moves Would You Use?

[Liberaliter]

Which Pokemon moves would you use during sex?

Takedown > Thrash > Harden > Horn Drill > String Shot

Alternatively,

Wrap > Pound > Dig > Absorb (?)

 

[Armored Prayer]

The ones that are "Super Effective!"

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I thought this would be a nice thread but UUGGHHH!!! What the Hell? TOO MUCH INFO!

Calumon: Jack, take your hands off me, I wanna see. I wanna see!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Water Gun but only during wet T-shirt contests. I think that would either make me extremely popular or, it would get me shunned

 

[Liberaliter]

I thought this would be a nice thread but UUGGHHH!!! What the Hell? TOO MUCH INFO!

Calumon: Jack, take your hands off me, I wanna see. I wanna see!

Would you prefer it if I used Growth and then finished you off with Egg Bomb?

 

[waterhazard]

Made me laugh so I'll participate.
Aurora beam
Ice Punch
Flamethrower
and finally a good ol' Double slap ^^

 

[Liberaliter]

Glare > Clamp > Waterfall > Amnesia?

 

[Jedamethis]

I thought this would be a nice thread but UUGGHHH!!! What the Hell? TOO MUCH INFO!

Calumon: Jack, take your hands off me, I wanna see. I wanna see!

I thought the same. Perhaps we should make an alternate thread...

 

[Liberaliter]

I thought this would be a nice thread but UUGGHHH!!! What the Hell? TOO MUCH INFO!

Calumon: Jack, take your hands off me, I wanna see. I wanna see!

I thought the same. Perhaps we should make an alternate thread...

Don't leave D:

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

inb4 Mega Fist.

It's Super Effective.

 

[Jedamethis]

I thought this would be a nice thread but UUGGHHH!!! What the Hell? TOO MUCH INFO!

Calumon: Jack, take your hands off me, I wanna see. I wanna see!

I thought the same. Perhaps we should make an alternate thread...

Don't leave D:

All right. I'll just spectate.

 

[Liberaliter]

inb4 Mega Fist.

It's Super Effective.

Flatter > Trick > Roleplay (Yes that's a move :O) > String Shot.
Then the girl could use Swallow.

 

[slipknot4]

I'll just throw a fucking pokeball. Now what's up with the bizarre info, why not just a "What move would you use" instead of you know what.

 

[Marter]

Snore

I hope I didn't miss anything, and some of these can be used in a different order.

 

[Liberaliter]

I'll just throw a fucking pokeball. Now what's up with the bizarre info, why not just a "What move would you use" instead of you know what.

Thought it would be a funny thread.

Snore

I hope I didn't miss anything, and some of these can be used in a different order.

That was epic.

 

[Guffe]

Growth > Harden > Body slam > Double Slap > Helping hand > Bubblebeam

Yeah that's the way to do it ^^

 

[Marter]

Snore

I hope I didn't miss anything, and some of these can be used in a different order.

That was epic.

Thanks. There are probably more I could have added, but those were just off the top of my head.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I thought this would be a nice thread but UUGGHHH!!! What the Hell? TOO MUCH INFO!

Calumon: Jack, take your hands off me, I wanna see. I wanna see!

Would you prefer it if I used Growth and then finished you off with Egg Bomb?

O.O MY SOUL BURNS!

Calumon: LET ME SEE!

Jack: No, now lets watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series.

Calumon: Thats your answer to everything when you don't want me to see something!

Jack: Are you complaining?

Calumon: ...no...

I thought this would be a nice thread but UUGGHHH!!! What the Hell? TOO MUCH INFO!

Calumon: Jack, take your hands off me, I wanna see. I wanna see!

I thought the same. Perhaps we should make an alternate thread...

I would, but I fear this topic has been done to death, so...

Calumon: Dance Time!

 

[slightly evil]

disable, pound, sweet kiss, doubleslap... Jigglypuff you whore...

 

[Kragg]

Thought it would be a funny thread.

magic 8 ball says .... 16 year old