White lies you've told about yourself

[Solo Wing Pixy]

What are white lies you've told about yourself to other people? Be it internet, real life, etc?

 

[redisforever]

Every time one of those "Enter your age" things come up.

 

[Colour Scientist]

That I'm a natural blonde.

No one ever believes me...
I suck at lying.

 

[Dr. Pepper Unlimited]

Every time one of those "Enter your age" things come up.

Ninja'ed!

According to the internet, I'm somewhere between 18 and 102.

 

[redisforever]

Every time one of those "Enter your age" things come up.

Ninja'ed!

According to the internet, I'm somewhere between 18 and 102.

Yeah, on youtube, I'm 109.

 

[Jamboxdotcom]

"No, of course that's not my gigantic porn collection!"

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I once said I ate a 150-page book over the course of 24 hours for £20. I had people believing me for 3 years.

I did however eat 4 pages of someone's biology coursework for a fiver (yes, I'm that guy that eats things if you pay him)

:EDIT:
Because I can't spell tonight, apparently.

 

[Watchmacallit]

I'm magical.

Then the girl asks how I'm magical...Then my whole pick up line falls to pieces.

 

[p3t3r]

I once said I ate a 150-page book over the course of 24 hours for £20. I had people believing me for 3 years.

I did however eat 4 pages of someone's biology coursework for a fiver (yes, I'm that guy that eats things if you pay him)

:EDIT:
Because I can't spell tonight, apparently.

i eat things for free, a spoonful of mayonnaise and fish sauce. i mostly just do things because people don't think i will

i lie all the time over unimportant things just for the lulz so i can't give you any specific examples but i'm 47 on facebook.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I used my facial hair to lie about my age

Random person: "Are you old enough?"

Me: *shows off facial hair*

Random person: "Yeah you look old enough."

 

[Qizx]

Well when playing SCII I once tied someone (Before they had a contingency in place for ties) so we both ended up waiting for a while hoping the other would give up so we would win. Finally I told him "BRB, Wanking" and left for about an hour. Needless to say, when I came back I had won!

 

[RatRace123]

I'm a psychological expert, when in truth I only took one psych class in high school.

I still pretty much know how the whole world works and how every human being thinks though, so I'd say it's not really lying. (Joking, if that's not obvious.)

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I once said I ate a 150-page book over the course of 24 hours for £20. I had people believing me for 3 years.

I did however eat 4 pages of someone's biology coursework for a fiver (yes, I'm that guy that eats things if you pay him)

:EDIT:
Because I can't spell tonight, apparently.

i eat things for free, a spoonful of mayonnaise and fish sauce. i mostly just do things because people don't think i will

i lie all the time over unimportant things just for the lulz so i can't give you any specific examples but i'm 47 on facebook.

I do that too, but whenever it's a non-food item, I do it for pay.

Like eating some wierd green goo I put my hand in at a McDonalds for 98p. Still not proud of that xD

 

[Colour Scientist]

(yes, I'm that guy that eats things if you pay him)

*insert disgustingly childish joke here*

 

[p3t3r]

I once said I ate a 150-page book over the course of 24 hours for £20. I had people believing me for 3 years.

I did however eat 4 pages of someone's biology coursework for a fiver (yes, I'm that guy that eats things if you pay him)

:EDIT:
Because I can't spell tonight, apparently.

i eat things for free, a spoonful of mayonnaise and fish sauce. i mostly just do things because people don't think i will

i lie all the time over unimportant things just for the lulz so i can't give you any specific examples but i'm 47 on facebook.

I do that too, but whenever it's a non-food item, I do it for pay.

Like eating some wierd green goo I put my hand in at a McDonalds for 98p. Still not proud of that xD

well did it taste good at least? make sure you get payed for fish sauce though it taste like supper salty water but instead of water it is liquid fish i was stunned for a good 30s.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

(yes, I'm that guy that eats things if you pay him)

*insert disgustingly childish joke here*

Touche, good sir xD

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

There is a chance I will one day talk to kayla...
(I'm to chicken to approcher her!)

 

[Cat of Doom]

Daniel Radcliffe and I were good mates in primary school
I was a mascot at the 2006 arsenal vs barcalona champions leauge final
Im being considerd for the british cross-contry skiing team at the 2014 winter olmpics
I hate Girls aloud (I love them)
I was an extra on waterloo Road
I once scored a goal from a corner kick
I dont wear some foundation to cover up skin blemish's
Im not drunk
Im not Hungover
I diddnt cheat on you
Iv touched charlie sheen
Guild Wars IS FUN (lie to myself)
I shagged the ginger out of girls aloud
I have an award winning Rabbit
Justin bieber copied my hairstyle NOT the other way around
I used to own a quad bike
Im jewish
Im a doctor ( still med student)

 

[The Afrodactyl]

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size

I once said I ate a 150-page book over the course of 24 hours for £20. I had people believing me for 3 years.

I did however eat 4 pages of someone's biology coursework for a fiver (yes, I'm that guy that eats things if you pay him)

:EDIT:
Because I can't spell tonight, apparently.

i eat things for free, a spoonful of mayonnaise and fish sauce. i mostly just do things because people don't think i will

i lie all the time over unimportant things just for the lulz so i can't give you any specific examples but i'm 47 on facebook.

I do that too, but whenever it's a non-food item, I do it for pay.

Like eating some wierd green goo I put my hand in at a McDonalds for 98p. Still not proud of that xD

well did it taste good at least? make sure you get payed for fish sauce though it taste like supper salty water but instead of water it is liquid fish i was stunned for a good 30s.

It tasted how washing up liquid smells.

I've never done fish sauce, I'll have to give it a go. I once downed a whole bottle of soy sauce to prove that I could though; that stuff's instant black-puke material, I do not recommend it.