Who would rather NOT play the next Doctor

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

So there's been numerous posts on everywhere from Facebook to Reddit about who (no pun intended) should play the next Doctor.

That being said, I have something else in mind. Who would you rather NOT play the next Doctor? What actor should not even be considered for a millisecond in the minds of the casting director?

I have exactly three actors in mind: Nick Cage, Jason Statham and Tommy Wiseau (oh hai Daleks).

 

[SuperFrankieLampard]

If Doctor Who does one thing, I would have it cast Wiseau as the Doctor. Him going 'cheep cheep cheep' to the Darleks would be immortal television.

 

[Esotera]

Nicholas Cage/Jason Statham would be absolutely awesome Doctors, it would make me start watching it again just for the sheer hilarity.

Anyway, as long as they don't pick Robert Pattison, I'll be happy.

 

[Ldude893]

If Doctor Who does one thing, I would have it cast Wiseau as the Doctor.

Bring him in for one episode. It would be absolutely incredible.

 

[bioshockedcriticjrr]

as long as they don't pick Robert Pattison, I'll be happy.

I'm pretty sure the daleks would kill him on the spot just out of principal

 

[Thaluikhain]

as long as they don't pick Robert Pattison, I'll be happy.

I'm pretty sure the daleks would kill him on the spot just out of principal

Erm, shouldn't the daleks...

Actually, yeah, stupid new series daleks, they could try shooting the Doctor.

But, if not RPAtt someone appealing to the same demographic. The show veers quite close to twilight at times.

 

[Glongpre]

Gary Busey.