Who would you become?

[The Rusk]

I'm too tired to try and think up a catchy title for this thread before anyone asks. Basically my question is: if you were able to acquire anyone's abilities in the world, who's would it be? For example; Steven Hawkings' intelligence, Roger Federer's tennis abilities, etc. Plus whoever you choose would lose their abilities, kind of like you're stealing them.

Quite a wierd question I know, but it's one that I ponder every now and then myself...

EDIT: Just to clarify you wouldn't actually change into that person, you would just gain their abilities whilst still being yourself.

 

[Gerazzi]

Like... Kirby?
or Alex Mercer?
Programming skills to make a better Sonic the Hedgehog and sell it at huge profit.

 

[clicketycrack]

I would want Mike Tyson's ear biting abilities. That would certainly come in handy at the office. har har har.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

I would have my own awsomeness.

 

[Curtmiester]

Character: Probably Starscream. Because I like fast flying things.
Real life: Some proffesional chief. Because I want GOOD food. Not take-out.

 

[The Rusk]

Like... Kirby?
or Alex Mercer?
Programming skills to make a better Sonic the Hedgehog and sell it at huge profit.

Pretty much exactly like kirby... except you don't have to swallow anyone of course

 

[TheLastCylon]

I would take Stalin's mustache, thus reducing him to a minor footnote in world history.

 

[Grayjack]

I would like to have Alex Mercer's powers.