Who would you fight?

[AlkalineGamer]

So recently i was watching Fight Club.
And a question Tyler and Jack threw around to eachother was "Who would you fight?"
And i though why not ask you guys.
(don't know if there is already a thread like this, or if this is even allowed, surely this doesn't count as a Vs. thread.)

So Who would you fight? And why?
It can be a real person in your life.
A famous person.
A historical person.
A fictional character.
Hell it might not even be a person, doesn't even have to be a physical fight, maybe an intellectual battle, you decide.

Personally i would fight Tsun Tzu, author of 'The art of war' and ledgendary battle tactition.
Not a fight to the death, since the purpose would be to learn how he implements his philosophies into personal battle.

Edit:

Question 2: since alot of you seem to be unsure of picking people to hurt, or not wanting to get beat up, how about this:

Who would you fight alongside?

(I don't want to see a 100 "chuck norris cos then i'd win")

 

[Count Igor]

I would fight Jesus.
After all, would he really fight back? If not I get to say I won against the son of God.
Or, if he doesn't exist, he doesn't show up, and BAZAM. I just disproved Christianity! (Sorta)

 

[MiracleOfSound]

That rapper in the Friday video.

 

[runnernda]

Sarah Palin.

 

[Vampire cat]

Me and Norwegian right-wing politician Siv Jensen would fight to the death with tooth picks...

...and here is Jensen showing how big the tooth picks we'd be fighting with are:

(She's clearly impressed by my huge novelty tooth picks!)

Or, if he doesn't exist, he doesn't show up, and BAZAM. I just disproved Christianity! (Sorta)

Or you proved that the son of God is a coward Oo.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

Who would I fight?

Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I'd fuck that druggie up, all while blasting some Mr. Bungle.

 

[Jonluw]

Me and Norwegian right-wing politician Siv Jensen would fight to the death with tooth picks...

...and here is Jensen showing how big the tooth picks we'd be fighting with are:

(She's clearly impressed by my huge novelty tooth picks!)

I second this motion.

OT: Negi Springfield...

 

[snappydog]

Shadow Me, a la evil Link ¬¬

Although I s'pose I could end up doing a Scott Pilgrim and getting on brilliantly with the guy. Either way, it's an afternoon.

 

[godofallu]

Glen Beck.

Just looking at his image makes me angry. That fat Nazi would get destroyed.

 

[Da pyro man 999]

I would fight a wheelchair bound old lady, at least i know that i would win

 

[ScoopMeister]

I would fight Jesus.
After all, would he really fight back? If not I get to say I won against the son of God.
Or, if he doesn't exist, he doesn't show up, and BAZAM. I just disproved Christianity! (Sorta)

How about fighting a Jesus-Gandhi tag team? Neither would fight, and you'd get double the glory.

 

[AlkalineGamer]

I don't particularly care about who you hate, and want to see beat up.
It doesn't need to be someone you hate.
And don't go being all super modest about the outcome, imagine you're going into a fight and the outcome doesn't matter, you choose.

 

[Cracker3011]

I could totally take Chuck Norris in a fight. Until he noticed I was there. Then I would be fucked.

 

[Sabinfrost]

That rapper in the Friday video.

You and me both, we'll do a tag match, he can have that smug looking kid from the car. No matter how annoying Rebecca Black is I'd still feel bad hitting a girl.

 

[Wintermoot]

Kenshiro from Fist Of the North Star
if I where to die while fighting him my death would be dramatic (headsplosion)
or any Justin Bieber/anybody from the Jersey Shore or any other person that is a insult to the pop culture.

 

[ryai458]

Chuck Norris he is like 80 now isn't he?

 

[Wintermoot]

Chuck Norris he is like 80 now isn't he?

he could still kick your ass, chuck jokes aside he is a Martial Arts MASTER! you would stnad a slim chance against him!

 

[loc978]

Edgar Allan Poe. Ever since a particularly random episode of the Venture Brothers, I've wanted to get him in a headlock.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Wheelchair joust against FDR.

No reason other than potential awesomeness.